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Description: Have you ever seen something that would be perfect with the addition of the phrase, "Disregard that, I lick boots"? If so, this sticker is for you.

Description: A paraphrase of a quote from Pesachim 25b ("מאי חזית דדמא דידך סומק טפי", "What do you think, that your blood is redder?"), expressing the important Jewish ethical principle against taking an innocent life to save one's own.

Description: Drinking bleach to own the libs: the ultimate expression of MAGA ideology. Don't try this ever. It's a terrible idea.

Description: Make this simple and gay statement to anyone who can read it.

Description: Being queer is good, actually. You know it, but not everyone does. Let them know with this design incorporating a "Rainbow Caticorn" by Schade of openclipart.org.

Description: Je parle couramment l'anglais. I don't speak any English.

Description: לוחם צדק חברתי Lokhem tsedek khevrati, social justice warrior.

Description: לוחמת צדק חברתי Lokhemet tsedek khevrati, social justice warrior.

Description: Israel isn't a state, but a people. Israel no es un estado; es un puevlo. ישראל נו איס און איסטאדﬞו; איס און פואיבﬞלו.

Description: This machine kills fascists. איסטה מאקינה מאטה אה לוס פﬞאשיסטוס. Esta makina mata a los fashistos. All profits from Ladino merchandise are periodically donated to Sephardic organizations; past donations went to the SJBA's Crisis Fund and esefarad.com.

Description: This machine kills fascists. המכונה הזו הורגת פשיסטים. Hamekhona hazo horeget fashistim.

Description: This machine kills fascists. אָט די מאַשין הרגעט פֿאַשיסטן. Ot di mashin harget fashistn.

Description: Israel isn't a state, but a people. ישראל לא מדינה אלא עם. Yisrael lo medina ela am. Yisroeyl loy m'dino elo am. Yisra'el lo medina 'ela ngam. Yisro'el lö' madino 'alo' `am.

Description: Israel isn't a state, but a people. Yisroel iz nisht keyn mlukhe, nor a folk. ישׂראל איז נישט קיין מלוכה, נאָר אַ פֿאָלק.

Description: Pharisees are good, actually. Show your Pharisee pride.

Description: "There are girls with a penis, boys with a vulva and transphobes without teeth" in Hebrew, underneath a symbol of trans Jewish antifascist action. יש בנות עם פין, בנים עם פות וטרנספובים בלי שיניים

Description: "There are girls with a penis, boys with a vulva and transphobes without teeth" in Yiddish, underneath a symbol of trans Jewish antifascist action.

Description: You must be a member of the Incellectual Dork Web. I can tell by your enormous brain.

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Shebrew/Herbrew! This alternate color scheme has colors from the genderqueer flag instead of the transfeminine flag.

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Hebrew/Himbrew! This alternate color scheme has colors from the genderqueer flag instead of the transmasculine flag.

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Eybrew/Embrew!

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Xeybrew/Xembrew!

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Zebrew/Zirbrew!

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Zebrew/Hirbrew!

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Hebrew/Himbrew!

Description: Pronouns are so much easier in Turkish.

Description: Actually, I hate Mondays AND capitalism. I can hate both at the same time. These two hatreds do not contradict each other; they complement each other.

Description: Keep calm and צדק צדק תרדוף (justice, justice you shall pursue).

Description: "No pasarán" en Ladino, which is "No pasaran," written in the traditional Rashi script.

Description: Socialism is when the government does stuff, and the more stuff the government does, the socialister it is.

Description: In Lojban, a'enai is the attitudinal expressing exhaustion. Now you can let every Lojban speaker know exactly how you feel.

Description: At the rate the Earth is warming and given the limitations of physics on interstellar travel, we are not going to be able to just buy a new Earth; we need to address what we are doing to it. Remind your friends and the people around you; maybe you will start an important conversation.

Description: Keep calm and abolish ICE.

Description: Ever tried to make a baguette? Ever tried to learn French? If either of these is true, you'll know that French bread is a pain.

Description: We live in a post-scarcity society. It's time to abolish work. Fully automated luxury gay space communism now!

Description: Based on the infamous antisemitic forgery known as the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which formulated modern antisemitism and spread it throughout the world. Reclaim it by proclaiming yourself an Elder of Zion. Feminine gender.