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Description: Social justice is good, actually. דער געזעלשאַפֿטלעכער יושר איז גוט, פֿאַקטיש. Der gezelshaftlekher yoysher iz gut, faktish.

Description: Ani ohevet nashim. אני אוהבת נשים. I love women. For Sapphic Jews.

Description: I wish you would identify as an original joke.

Description: As American patriot George Orville once said, "Literally 1984." It's a shame we've lost sight of this in these trying times of the media and leftists.

Description: For mentally ill tranny demon hackers to show our pride.

Description: For bi antifascists.

Description: Veganism is cheaper than smoking. In fact, beans and rice are extremely cheap, as are peanut butter, jelly, and bread, not to mention various types of vegetables. But even if you buy all the good fake meat, it's still cheaper than smoking!

Description: Di beste bobe oyf der velt. די בעסטע באָבע אויף דער וועלט. The best grandmother in the world.

Description: Gluten is literally seitan! Spread the word!

Description: Sportbol - "sportsball" in Hebrew. ספורטבול - "ספורטסבאל" בעברית.

Description: The World Final of Sporps

Description: Varo kun bildo de la flago de GLAT-aj esperantistoj.

Description: ¡Despiértense! Los verdaderos judíos son los judíos (די אמתדיקע ייִדן זענען די ייִדן), y un número inquietante de los poderosos están conspirando para encubrir eso. Es extraño tener que decir que los judíos/hebreos son los verdaderos judíos/hebreos, pero ahora se está haciendo cada vez más necesario.

Description: ¡Despiértense! Los verdaderos judíos son los judíos (לוס גﬞודיאוס בﬞירוס סון לוס גﬞודיאוס) y un número inquietante de los poderosos están conspirando para encubrir eso. Es extraño tener que decir que los judíos/hebreos son los verdaderos judíos/hebreos, pero ahora se está haciendo cada vez más necesario.

Description: ¡Despiértense! Los verdaderos judíos son los judíos (היהודים האמיתיים הם היהודים), y un número inquietante de los poderosos están conspirando para encubrir eso. Es extraño tener que decir que los judíos/hebreos son los verdaderos judíos/hebreos, pero ahora se está haciendo cada vez más necesario.

Description: Haec machina fascistas interficit. This machine kills fascists.

Description: Haec machina fascistas interficit. This machine kills fascists.

Description: For people who are 100% Trans Fat.

Description: For people who are 100% Trans Fat.

Description: For people who are 100% Trans Fat.

Description: Ĉi tiu maŝino mortigas faŝistojn.

Description: Ĉi tiu maŝino mortigas faŝistojn.

Description: Pay Congress minimum wage and watch how fast things change. Just bring this up to the people in charge of Congress's wages, who are... wait... God dammit.

Description: Shatter stereotypes: you don't always know who a changeling is. A changeling could be anyone, even the person you least suspect. This is what a changeling looks like.

Description: May the name and memory of Rush Limbaugh be erased. ימח שמו וזכרו, yemakh shmoy vezikhroy, yimaḥ shemo vezikhro

Description: The classic initialism "t4t" in the transfeminine colors.

Description: Are you a concerned Jewish Cat Mother who cares about your ketslekh? Say it proudly.

Description: תהיו הומוים, תעשו פשעים. Be gay, do crimes.

Description: Any time I hear myself saying "everything's fine" I want to hear the narrator saying, "But everything was not, in fact, fine."

Description: No unity with Q or any other neofascist cult. Unity is not always a good thing!

Description: Apologize to the NAP.

Description: השונאים ישנאו. Hasonim yisnu. Enemies will hate.

Description: "If a Chinese wants to be called a Chinese and not a Chinaman, if a Scotsman objects to be called a Scotchman, or if a Negro demands his capital N, it is only the most ordinary politeness to do what is asked of one." -George Orwell, "As I Please," Daily Herald/Tribune (27 February 1947).

Description: The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.

Description: The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.

Description: The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.