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French Bread Is A Pain T-Shirt

Description: Ever tried to make a baguette? Ever tried to learn French? If either of these is true, you'll know that French bread is a pain.

Tags: french language, france, pun, french, joke
Abolish Work T-Shirt

Description: We live in a post-scarcity society. It's time to abolish work. Fully automated luxury gay space communism now!

Tags: space, fully automated luxury communism, gay, communism, luxury
Elder of Zion (Feminine) T-Shirt

Description: Based on the infamous antisemitic forgery known as the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which formulated modern antisemitism and spread it throughout the world. Reclaim it by proclaiming yourself an Elder of Zion. Feminine gender.

Tags: humor, satire, antifascism, anti fascism, judaism
Elder of Zion (Masculine) T-Shirt

Description: Based on the infamous antisemitic forgery known as the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which formulated modern antisemitism and spread it throughout the world. Reclaim it by proclaiming yourself an Elder of Zion. Masculine gender.

Tags: jew, anti antisemitism, anti racism, anti bigotry, anti hate
I already am the trash can. T-Shirt

Description: I already am the trash can.

Tags: surrealist, communism, socialism, anarchism, eurocommunism
I Actually Do Hate America T-Shirt

Description: Regularly you see the media and the Democrats dispute claims that the left hates America. Certainly this is true of Democrats, but I actually do hate America. Do you? Tell the world.

Tags: punk, unpatriotic, unamerican, communist, antiamericanism
Two Big Ol' Puppers T-Shirt

Description: Inside you there're two big ol' puppers. They're very good doggos and they do their best. Give 'em each a treat.

Tags: adorable, cute, humor, meme, pets
The Goose and the Common T-Shirt

Description: A 17th-century poem about privatization.

Tags: anti capitalist, anti capitalism, communist, socialism, anti neoliberal
Homophobia Is Straight T-Shirt

Description: Homophobia is straight, queer people are the victims of it, and straight people need to deal with their own problems without blaming the victims.

Tags: queer, lgbt, lgbtq, queer liberation, lgbtqia
English, Thou Sniveler, Spekestou In Hit? T-Shirt

Description: Asking the important questions in proper (Middle) English.

Tags: english language, history, lingvoj, languages, middle ages
Veni, Cacavi, Pepedi T-Shirt

Description: Veni, Cacavi, Pepedi: I camed, I shidded, I farded.

Tags: julius caesar, caesar, internet humor, joke, lingua latina
Two Wolves Stack Overflow T-Shirt

Description: Inside you there is an infinite recursion of the "two wolves" joke.

Tags: joke, recursion, meme, programmer, two wolves
Activism is good, actually. T-Shirt

Description: Who made activism a dirty word, and why? What were their intentions? Who benefits? Activism is good, actually.

Tags: social justice warrior, sjw, politics, social justice, activist
Bush Killed Infinitely More People Than Antifa T-Shirt

Description: Bush murdered thousands of people, infinitely more than antifa, but the media normalizes him. Remind everyone of the truth.

Tags: anti bush, antifascist, anti fascist, politics, antifascism
Dogshit Trump T-Shirt

Description: You ever notice that in addition to his first name being Dogshit, Dogshit Trump also looks exactly like a pile of dogshit?

Tags: politics, us politics, resist, fuck trump, dogshit
The Jews Are Tired T-Shirt

Description: Are you a tired Jew? Let the world know: די ייִדן זענען מיד.

Tags: jewish leftism, jew, jewish humor, jewish, humor
Abolish America T-Shirt

Description: Finally, an AA that gets to the root of the problem.

Tags: anti america, anti state, communism, anarchist, anti americanism
Jewish Cat Mother T-Shirt

Description: Are you a concerned Jewish Cat Mother who cares about your ketslekh? Say it proudly.

Tags: jewish humor, cat, cute, ashkenazi, jewish mother
Jewish Cat Mother T-Shirt

Description: Are you a concerned Jewish Cat Mother who cares about your ketslekh? Say it proudly.

Tags: jewish mother, jews, ashkenazi jewish, cat, kitty
Jewish Cat Mother T-Shirt

Description: Are you a concerned Jewish Cat Mother who cares about your ketslekh? Say it proudly.

Tags: yidishe mame, jews, jewish mother, cute, ashkenazi
Literally 1984 (Ugly Color Version) T-Shirt

Description: As American patriot George Orville once said, "Literally 1984." It's a shame we've lost sight of this in these trying times of the media and leftists.

Tags: mockery, america, politics, shitpost, mocking
Literally 1984 T-Shirt

Description: As American patriot George Orville once said, "Literally 1984." It's a shame we've lost sight of this in these trying times of the media and leftists.

Tags: shitpost, anti gop, democratic socialism, satire, leftist
Literally 1984 T-Shirt

Description: As American patriot George Orville once said, "Literally 1984." It's a shame we've lost sight of this in these trying times of the media and leftists.

Tags: irony, mocking, anti gop, leftist, socialism
We Protect Us T-Shirt

Description: Who protects us? We protect us.

Tags: resistance, anarchism, communism, defense, socialism
Happy Tu BiShvat, Please Direct Me To The Trees T-Shirt

Description: Happy טו בשבט Tu BiShvat! Please direct me to the trees.

Tags: jew, pot, nature, jewish culture, tu bshevat
Arm Jews T-Shirt

Description: We need to protect ourselves and each other against the rising tide of antisemitism and global fascism.

Tags: jewish anarchism, guns, anarchism, jewish, socialism
Arm Jews T-Shirt

Description: We need to protect ourselves and each other against the rising tide of antisemitism and global fascism.

Tags: arm yourselves, anti fascist, socialism, anti fascism, guns
Make America Secular Again T-Shirt

Description: Christian nationalism is a dangerous ideology recently invented to subvert American secularism. Make America Secular Again.

Tags: anti christian nationalism, anti gop, anti republican, atheism, atheist
Make America Trumpless Again T-Shirt

Description: Make America Trumpless again (MATA).

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti gop, anti maga, anti racism
Your Balls, My Bullets T-Shirt

Description: Have you ever heard some fascist say, "Your body, my choice?" Here's an answer that will make them think twice.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti sexism, anti trump, antifa
Your Family Jewels, My Power Tools T-Shirt

Description: Have you ever heard some fascist say, "Your body, my choice?" Here's an answer that will make them think twice.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti fuentes, anti sexism, antifa
Your Balls, My Bullets T-Shirt

Description: Have you ever heard some fascist say, "Your body, my choice?" Here's an answer that will make them think twice.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti sexism, anti trump, antifa
Your Family Jewels, My Power Tools T-Shirt

Description: Have you ever heard some fascist say, "Your body, my choice?" Here's an answer that will make them think twice.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti fuentes, anti sexism, antifa
Hoopy Hanukkah T-Shirt

Description: Hoopy Hanukkah, Jewish froods!

Tags: 42, chanukah, dont panic, douglas adams, geek
OMG WTF BBW T-Shirt

Description: OMG WTF BBW!

Tags: bbq, beautiful at any size, beautiful woman, big beautiful woman, big beautiful women
OMG WTF BBW T-Shirt

Description: OMG WTF BBW!

Tags: bbq, beautiful at any size, beautiful woman, big beautiful woman, big beautiful women

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