Baseball T-Shirts

Description: לײַדן איז נישט קיין מצװה. Laydn iz nisht keyn mitzve. Suffering isn't a mitzvah; that's a goyishe zach.

Description: Wake up, sheeple! The real Jews are the Jews, and a disturbing number of powerful people are conspiring to cover this up. It's weird to have to say that Jews/Hebrews are the real Jews/Hebrews, but it's increasingly necessary nowadays. This is why the Jews are tired.

Description: Now you can have an image of the public-domain bisexual pride flag on any item of your choosing.

Description: A variant of the hamsa, a cat paw with a cat eye instead of a human hand with a human eye.

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Theybrew/Thembrew!

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Shebrew/Herbrew!

Description: How many days do you have?

Description: The word "living" in the Paleo-Hebrew alphabet.

Description: Fek al Trump! Li estas terura merdulo. Jen fotografo de li kun la supera teksto, "Fek Al Trump". Nu, fakte la bildo estas emoĝia fekaĵo, iom modifita por simili al li, sed ĉu la diferenco gravas?

Description: L'dork vadork, from dork to dork.

Description: Israelite (yISra'el nortlham) in tlhIngan Hol, literally "Israel's descendant." The closest thing to "Jew" in the language's current vocabulary.

Description: Nudge resistance libs to fight antisemitism by reading another book.

Description: For anarchists who want to see Dear Leader gone.

Description: A cab that says ACAB instead of TAXI.

Description: Poop on ancraps, says Comrade Birb of the Local Flying Poopers Collective.

Description: Poop on pigs, says Comrade Birb of the Local Flying Poopers Collective.

Description: You're not a real gatekeeper. You're fake. Just pretending to be a gatekeeper because it's cool and trendy. I bet you can't even name three gates.

Description: Sometimes I can word, sometimes I don't.

Description: I don't speak any English. אני מדברת אנגלית שוטפת.

Description: I don't speak any English. אני מדבר אנגלית שוטפת.

Description: The Ultimate Question, solved at last: U+0041 U+0043 U+0041 U+00__

Description: Berni 2016: er ken nokh gevinen. בערני 2016: ער קען נאָך געווינען. Bernie 2016: he can still win.

Description: Hablo inglés con fluidez. I don't speak any English.

Description: Tankies are wannabe cops: it's true. Spread the word.

Description: In Hungarian, the world is truly a világ. Let a világ know.

Description: Nudge resistance libs to support trans liberation by reading another book.

Description: Peek Keen An Narry Ory: a sbubby pordocon.

Description: A paraphrase of a quote from Pesachim 25b ("מאי חזית דדמא דידך סומק טפי", "What do you think, that your blood is redder?"), expressing the important Jewish ethical principle against taking an innocent life to save one's own.

Description: Drinking bleach to own the libs: the ultimate expression of MAGA ideology. Don't try this ever. It's a terrible idea.

Description: Make this simple and gay statement to anyone who can read it.

Description: Being queer is good, actually. You know it, but not everyone does. Let them know with this design incorporating a "Rainbow Caticorn" by Schade of openclipart.org.

Description: Je parle couramment l'anglais. I don't speak any English.

Description: לוחם צדק חברתי Lokhem tsedek khevrati, social justice warrior.

Description: לוחמת צדק חברתי Lokhemet tsedek khevrati, social justice warrior.

Description: Israel isn't a state, but a people. Israel no es un estado; es un puevlo. ישראל נו איס און איסטאדﬞו; איס און פואיבﬞלו.

Description: This machine kills fascists. איסטה מאקינה מאטה אה לוס פﬞאשיסטוס. Esta makina mata a los fashistos. All profits from Ladino merchandise are periodically donated to Sephardic organizations; past donations went to the SJBA's Crisis Fund and esefarad.com.