Crewneck Sweatshirts

Description: At the rate the Earth is warming and given the limitations of physics on interstellar travel, we are not going to be able to just buy a new Earth; we need to address what we are doing to it. Remind your friends and the people around you; maybe you will start an important conversation.

Description: Ever tried to make a baguette? Ever tried to learn French? If either of these is true, you'll know that French bread is a pain.

Description: We live in a post-scarcity society. It's time to abolish work. Fully automated luxury gay space communism now!

Description: Based on the infamous antisemitic forgery known as the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which formulated modern antisemitism and spread it throughout the world. Reclaim it by proclaiming yourself an Elder of Zion. Feminine gender.

Description: Based on the infamous antisemitic forgery known as the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which formulated modern antisemitism and spread it throughout the world. Reclaim it by proclaiming yourself an Elder of Zion. Masculine gender.

Description: I already am the trash can.

Description: Regularly you see the media and the Democrats dispute claims that the left hates America. Certainly this is true of Democrats, but I actually do hate America. Do you? Tell the world.

Description: The Hebrew word "love" (אהבה, ahava, ahavo) in the Rashi script.

Description: The name Chava (Eve, Ḥawwā) in the Paleo-Hebrew alphabet.

Description: The word "love" in the Paleo-Hebrew alphabet.

Description: S'iz poshet der emes: ale politsyantn zenen yemakh-shmoynikes. Zog es der velt. ס'איז פּשוט דער אמת: אַלע פּאָליציאַנטן זענען ימח־שמוניקעס. זאָג עס דער וועלט.

Description: Inside you there're two big ol' puppers. They're very good doggos and they do their best. Give 'em each a treat.

Description: The name "Leah" in the Paleo-Hebrew script.

Description: The name "Rachel" in the Paleo-Hebrew script.

Description: The name "Rivka" (Rebeka, Rebecca) in the Paleo-Hebrew script.

Description: The name "Sarah" in the Paleo-Hebrew script.

Description: Zamenhof diras, “Transgenraj rajtoj!”

Description: Geboyrn kdey tsu shtarbn, velt iz a kholerye, harge zey ale 1989, ikh bin amorets, 410,757,864,530 toyte politsyantn

Description: Simple la vero: socia justeco estas bona, fakte. Malgraŭ kion diras kelkaj malesperantistaj aĉuloj.

Description: Bingo card of bad arguments against Esperanto, in Esperanto.

Description: Finally, something for all the Ashkenazi furries out there: an official Yiffish logo.

Description: Homophobia is straight, queer people are the victims of it, and straight people need to deal with their own problems without blaming the victims.

Description: Zil G'mor: go and learn. Because there just isn't enough Talmudic Aramaic merchandise out there, is there? Also, if someone asks you what it means, you can inspire them to go and learn.

Description: Felicitationes, vos jam comprende Interlingua! Iste designo lo dice al mundo.

Description: Eyn shalom b'li tsedek: no peace without justice.

Description: Asking the important questions in proper (Middle) English.

Description: Se vi gejas, jen la perfekta maniero esprimi tion.

Description: Veni, Cacavi, Pepedi: I camed, I shidded, I farded.

Description: An anonymous antifascist says in Sindarin, "Ú-athradathar," which means, "¡No pasarán!"

Description: "mataH HeghDI'," a Klingon translation of "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish anti-fascist slogan meaning "We will outlive them." The Klingon literally means "we continue when they die."

Description: Inside you there is an infinite recursion of the "two wolves" joke.

Description: Pronouns are so much simpler in Hungarian.