Hats

Description: דאָס איז דאָ נאָר כּדי צו שרעקן אַנטיסעמיטן. Dos iz do nor kdey tsu shrekn antisemitn. This is only here to scare antisemites.

Description: Right-wing conspiracy theories make the best band names.

Description: Let's get shicker!

Description: Alexa is a cop. Pass it on.

Description: Alexa is a cop. Pass it on.

Description: זה פה רק כּדי להפחיד אנטישמים. Ze po rak k'dey lehafkhid antishemim. This is only here to scare antisemites.

Description: זה פה רק כדי להפחיד אנטישמים. Ze po rak k'dey lehafkhid antishemim. This is only here to scare antisemites.

Description: דאָס איז דאָ נאָר כּדי צו שרעקן אַנטיסעמיטן. Dos iz do nor kdey tsu shrekn antisemitn. This is only here to scare antisemites.

Description: דאָס איז דאָ נאָר כּדי צו שרעקן אַנטיסעמיטן. Dos iz do nor kdey tsu shrekn antisemitn. This is only here to scare antisemites.

Description: The Hebrew word for "alive" (חי, chai, ḥai) in the nonbinary pride colors.

Description: The Hebrew word for "alive" (חי, chai, ḥai) in the asexual pride colors.

Description: The Hebrew word for "alive" (חי, chai, ḥai) in the gay man pride colors.

Description: nasin mani li ike. Capitalism is bad.

Description: The Hebrew word for "alive" (חי, chai, ḥai) in the lesbian pride colors.

Description: The Hebrew word for "alive" (חי, chai, ḥai) in the bisexual pride colors.

Description: The Hebrew word for "alive" (חי, chai, ḥai) in the retro 8-color pride colors.

Description: The Hebrew word for "alive" (חי, chai, ḥai) in pride colors.

Description: The Hebrew word for "alive" (חי, chai, ḥai) in trans colors.

Description: אם אין קפה לי מה לי? ואם קפה לי מה אני? ואם לא עכשיו לילה טוב. If I have no coffee, what do I have? And if I am only for coffee, what am I? And if not now, goodnight.

Description: nasin mani li ike. Capitalism is bad.

Description: Ganefte farn gezelshaftlekhn yoysher. גנבֿטע פֿאַרן געזעלשאַפֿטלעכן יושר. Social justice rogue (feminine). Also means "social justice thief."

Description: Ganef farn gezelshaftlekhn yoysher. גנבֿ פֿאַרן געזעלשאַפֿטלעכן יושר. Social justice rogue (masculine). Also means "social justice thief."

Description: A rallying cry for soldiers in the War on Christmas: fuck Christmas and fuck Jesus! We won't rest until this, specifically, is on your holiday coffee cups.

Description: קאָמוניזם וועט זיך מתגבר זײַן. komunizm vet zikh misgaber zayn. Communism will prevail. Note: this isn't a statement in support of any of the states run by so-called "communist parties," where communism is obviously nowhere close to prevailing.

Description: "1312" in hexadecimal (0x520).

Description: No cops at pride: good. No cops: better.

Description: The Hebrew word "love" (אהבה, ahava, ahavo) in pride colors.

Description: This may only be bought by the CEO of Antifa, Inc., a wholly-owned subsidiary of LIGMA.

Description: The meaning of Chanukah: violent anti-imperialism leads to miracles.

Description: Show your Ashkenazi Jewish pride for Chanukah with this Yinglish T-shirt: My mishpokhe fought Antyokhes HoRoshe and all I got was this farkakte T-shirt.

Description: Am Yisruel Khay! עם ישׂראל חי! This is an Ashkenazi Hebrew way of saying, "Mir veln zey iberlebn"! Also pronounced "am yisrael khay" in Sephardi Hebrew and "am yisroel khay" in Northern Ashkenazi Hebrew. Mizrahim may know it as "ʿam yisroʾel ḥay" or "ʿam yisraʾel ḥay".

Description: Am Yisroel Khay! עם ישׂראל חי! This is an Ashkenazi Hebrew way of saying, "Mir veln zey iberlebn"! Also pronounced "am yisrael khay" in Sephardi Hebrew and "am yisruel khay" in Southern Ashkenazi Hebrew. Mizrahim may know it as "ʿam yisroʾel ḥay" or "ʿam yisraʾel ḥay".

Description: Antisemitism is both immoral and incorrect.

Description: For Jews who've reJewvenated themselves, or been reJewvenated by someone else.

Description: For Jews who've reJewvenated themselves, or been reJewvenated by someone else.

Description: Los sobreviviremos: "mir veln zey iberlebn" en castellano.