Hats

Description: L'dork vadork, from dork to dork.

Description: Israelite (yISra'el nortlham) in tlhIngan Hol, literally "Israel's descendant." The closest thing to "Jew" in the language's current vocabulary.

Description: Nudge resistance libs to fight antisemitism by reading another book.

Description: For anarchists who want to see Dear Leader gone.

Description: A cab that says ACAB instead of TAXI.

Description: Poop on ancraps, says Comrade Birb of the Local Flying Poopers Collective.

Description: Poop on pigs, says Comrade Birb of the Local Flying Poopers Collective.

Description: You're not a real gatekeeper. You're fake. Just pretending to be a gatekeeper because it's cool and trendy. I bet you can't even name three gates.

Description: Sometimes I can word, sometimes I don't.

Description: I don't speak any English. אני מדברת אנגלית שוטפת.

Description: I don't speak any English. אני מדבר אנגלית שוטפת.

Description: The Ultimate Question, solved at last: U+0041 U+0043 U+0041 U+00__

Description: Berni 2016: er ken nokh gevinen. בערני 2016: ער קען נאָך געווינען. Bernie 2016: he can still win.

Description: Hablo inglés con fluidez. I don't speak any English.

Description: Tankies are wannabe cops: it's true. Spread the word.

Description: In Hungarian, the world is truly a világ. Let a világ know.

Description: Nudge resistance libs to support trans liberation by reading another book.

Description: Peek Keen An Narry Ory: a sbubby pordocon.

Description: A paraphrase of a quote from Pesachim 25b ("מאי חזית דדמא דידך סומק טפי", "What do you think, that your blood is redder?"), expressing the important Jewish ethical principle against taking an innocent life to save one's own.

Description: Drinking bleach to own the libs: the ultimate expression of MAGA ideology. Don't try this ever. It's a terrible idea.

Description: Make this simple and gay statement to anyone who can read it.

Description: Being queer is good, actually. You know it, but not everyone does. Let them know with this design incorporating a "Rainbow Caticorn" by Schade of openclipart.org.

Description: Je parle couramment l'anglais. I don't speak any English.

Description: לוחם צדק חברתי Lokhem tsedek khevrati, social justice warrior.

Description: לוחמת צדק חברתי Lokhemet tsedek khevrati, social justice warrior.

Description: Israel isn't a state, but a people. Israel no es un estado; es un puevlo. ישראל נו איס און איסטאדﬞו; איס און פואיבﬞלו.

Description: This machine kills fascists. איסטה מאקינה מאטה אה לוס פﬞאשיסטוס. Esta makina mata a los fashistos. All profits from Ladino merchandise are periodically donated to Sephardic organizations; past donations went to the SJBA's Crisis Fund and esefarad.com.

Description: This machine kills fascists. המכונה הזו הורגת פשיסטים. Hamekhona hazo horeget fashistim.

Description: This machine kills fascists. אָט די מאַשין הרגעט פֿאַשיסטן. Ot di mashin harget fashistn.

Description: Israel isn't a state, but a people. ישראל לא מדינה אלא עם. Yisrael lo medina ela am. Yisroeyl loy m'dino elo am. Yisra'el lo medina 'ela ngam. Yisro'el lö' madino 'alo' `am.

Description: Israel isn't a state, but a people. Yisroel iz nisht keyn mlukhe, nor a folk. ישׂראל איז נישט קיין מלוכה, נאָר אַ פֿאָלק.

Description: Pharisees are good, actually. Show your Pharisee pride.

Description: "There are girls with a penis, boys with a vulva and transphobes without teeth" in Hebrew, underneath a symbol of trans Jewish antifascist action. יש בנות עם פין, בנים עם פות וטרנספובים בלי שיניים

Description: "There are girls with a penis, boys with a vulva and transphobes without teeth" in Yiddish, underneath a symbol of trans Jewish antifascist action.

Description: You must be a member of the Incellectual Dork Web. I can tell by your enormous brain.

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Shebrew/Herbrew! This alternate color scheme has colors from the genderqueer flag instead of the transfeminine flag.