Hats

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Hebrew/Himbrew! This alternate color scheme has colors from the genderqueer flag instead of the transmasculine flag.

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Hebrew/Himbrew!

Description: Pronouns are so much easier in Turkish.

Description: Actually, I hate Mondays AND capitalism. I can hate both at the same time. These two hatreds do not contradict each other; they complement each other.

Description: Keep calm and צדק צדק תרדוף (justice, justice you shall pursue).

Description: "No pasarán" en Ladino, which is "No pasaran," written in the traditional Rashi script.

Description: Socialism is when the government does stuff, and the more stuff the government does, the socialister it is.

Description: In Lojban, a'enai is the attitudinal expressing exhaustion. Now you can let every Lojban speaker know exactly how you feel.

Description: At the rate the Earth is warming and given the limitations of physics on interstellar travel, we are not going to be able to just buy a new Earth; we need to address what we are doing to it. Remind your friends and the people around you; maybe you will start an important conversation.

Description: Keep calm and abolish ICE.

Description: Ever tried to make a baguette? Ever tried to learn French? If either of these is true, you'll know that French bread is a pain.

Description: We live in a post-scarcity society. It's time to abolish work. Fully automated luxury gay space communism now!

Description: Based on the infamous antisemitic forgery known as the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which formulated modern antisemitism and spread it throughout the world. Reclaim it by proclaiming yourself an Elder of Zion. Feminine gender.

Description: Based on the infamous antisemitic forgery known as the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which formulated modern antisemitism and spread it throughout the world. Reclaim it by proclaiming yourself an Elder of Zion. Masculine gender.

Description: I already am the trash can.

Description: Regularly you see the media and the Democrats dispute claims that the left hates America. Certainly this is true of Democrats, but I actually do hate America. Do you? Tell the world.

Description: The Hebrew word "love" (אהבה, ahava, ahavo) in the Rashi script.

Description: The name Chava (Eve, Ḥawwā) in the Paleo-Hebrew alphabet.

Description: The word "love" in the Paleo-Hebrew alphabet.

Description: BORN TO CAT, WORLD IS A TOY, Scratch Em All 2019, I like trash noms, 410,757,864,530 DEAD MICE

Description: נולדנו למות, עולם זה זין, הרגו את כולם תש"נ, אני איש זבל, תי‘תשנז‘תתסד‘תק״ל שוטרים מתים.

Description: S'iz poshet der emes: ale politsyantn zenen yemakh-shmoynikes. Zog es der velt. ס'איז פּשוט דער אמת: אַלע פּאָליציאַנטן זענען ימח־שמוניקעס. זאָג עס דער וועלט.

Description: Inside you there're two big ol' puppers. They're very good doggos and they do their best. Give 'em each a treat.

Description: The name "Leah" in the Paleo-Hebrew script.

Description: The name "Rachel" in the Paleo-Hebrew script.

Description: The name "Rivka" (Rebeka, Rebecca) in the Paleo-Hebrew script.

Description: The name "Sarah" in the Paleo-Hebrew script.

Description: A 17th-century poem about privatization.

Description: Zamenhof diras, “Transgenraj rajtoj!”

Description: Geboyrn kdey tsu shtarbn, velt iz a kholerye, harge zey ale 1989, ikh bin amorets, 410,757,864,530 toyte politsyantn

Description: Simple la vero: socia justeco estas bona, fakte. Malgraŭ kion diras kelkaj malesperantistaj aĉuloj.

Description: Bingo card of bad arguments against Esperanto, in Esperanto.

Description: A butterfly with a raised fist for a body in queer anarchist colors. This was made by the designer and her partner as a tattoo to cover a scar she received from a sexual assault.

Description: Finally, something for all the Ashkenazi furries out there: an official Yiffish logo.

Description: Homophobia is straight, queer people are the victims of it, and straight people need to deal with their own problems without blaming the victims.

Description: Zil G'mor: go and learn. Because there just isn't enough Talmudic Aramaic merchandise out there, is there? Also, if someone asks you what it means, you can inspire them to go and learn.