Hats

Description: "I'm a fox" in Lingua Franca Nova (Me es un volpe).

Description: כך נראה פמיניסט. Kakh nire feminist.

Description: כך נראה פמיניסט. Kakh nire feminist.

Description: אַזוי זעט אויס אַ פֿעמיניסט. azoy zet oys a feminist.

Description: אַזוי זעט אויס אַ פֿעמיניסט. azoy zet oys a feminist.

Description: "I'm a fox" in Hebrew (אני שועלה, ani shuala) in the feminine gender.

Description: "I'm a fox" in Hebrew (אני שועל, ani shual) in the masculine gender.

Description: "I'm a fox" or "I'm a vixen" in Aramaic (תעלתא אנא, taˁltā ˀănā) in the feminine gender. Note that the feminine form of תעלא isn't attested in Jewish Aramaic, only in Syriac.

Description: "I'm a fox" in Aramaic (תעלה אנא, taˁlā ˀănā) in the masculine gender.

Description: "Free Turtle Island" in Yiddish (באַפֿרײַט דעם טשערעפּאַכע־אינדזל). Profits will be periodically donated to Native Womens Wilderness or a similar organization.

Description: "Free Turtle Island" in Yiddish (באַפֿרײַט דעם טשערעפּאַכע־אינדזל). Profits will be periodically donated to Native Womens Wilderness or a similar organization.

Description: "Free Turtle Island" in Hebrew (שחררו את אי הצב). Profits will be periodically donated to Native Womens Wilderness or a similar organization.

Description: "Free Turtle Island" in Hebrew (שחררו את אי הצב). Profits will be periodically donated to Native Womens Wilderness or a similar organization.

Description: "Mi estas vulpo" en Esperanto.

Description: "I'm a fox" in Yiddish (כ׳בין אַ פֿוקס, kh'bin a fuks).

Description: Consent must always be freely given and must be revokable at any time, or else it isn't consent. Spread the word.

Description: Do you know what a wonton killing is? Are you the best at it? Then this is for you. You can also buy it if you're not really the champion; I don't care.

Description: Wear this shirt so that everyone onboard your ship knows to stay on guard.

Description: Wear this shirt to let people know you're designated to drink for those who can't.

Description: Wear this shirt to let people know you're designated to drink for those who can't.

Description: An Australian flag being pooped on. Sorry for desecrating poop.

Description: A Canadian flag being pooped on. Sorry for desecrating poop.

Description: Fuck your Christian tyranny!

Description: A fetus is not a baby. It's basic biology. Profits will be periodically donated to the Baltimore Abortion Fund.

Description: Tell people that you're 100% pro-abortion, on demand, without apology. Profits will be periodically donated to the Baltimore Abortion Fund.

Description: A fetus is not a baby. It's basic biology. Profits will be periodically donated to the Baltimore Abortion Fund.

Description: Tell people that you're 100% pro-abortion, on demand, without apology. Profits will be periodically donated to the Baltimore Abortion Fund.

Description: Advertise that you have some helpful things to say about abortions and civil disobedience. Profits will be periodically donated to the Baltimore Abortion Fund.

Description: Advertise that you have some helpful things to say about abortions and civil disobedience. Profits will be periodically donated to the Baltimore Abortion Fund.

Description: Tell everyone, "I love abortion." No more apologies. Profits will be periodically donated to the Baltimore Abortion Fund.

Description: מאַכט אַ טומל לשם־שמים. Makht a tuml leshem-shemayim. Make good trouble.

Description: מאַכט אַ טומל לשם־שמים. Makht a tuml leshem-shemayim. Make good trouble.

Description: The word "Jew" in Malayalam (ജൂതൻ jūtan).

Description: The word "Jew" in Malayalam (ജൂതൻ jūtan).

Description: ¡A la mierda la tiranía cristiana! De una manera u otra, este régimen nacionalista cristiano ultraderechista se tiene que acabar.

Description: Fuck Christian tyranny! One way or another, this unpopular, far-right Christian nationalist despotic regime calling itself the Supreme Court has to end!