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Stop The Carnage, End Gender Reveal Parties Hat

Description: Find something less violent to do, like antifa.

Tags: safety, antifa, gender reveal, humor, rainbow
I Just Queered The Fuck Out Of This Room Hat

Description: I queer the fuck out of any room I go into.

Tags: lgbtqia, lesbian, gay, bi, lgbtq
The Jorts House Hat

Description: The Jorts House: a three-headed spiraling bear creature from France.

Tags: dada, absurd, nonsense, bear, bearnado
La sola bona faŝisto estas mortinta faŝisto Hat

Description: Montru vian esperantismon kaj kontraŭfaŝismon!

Tags: livismo, anti fascist, kontrau fashismo, kontraufashista, anarkiismo
Better Bread Than Dead Hat

Description: "Better bread than dead." -Peter Kropotkin

Tags: communism, ancom, peter kropotkin, anarchism, libertarian socialism
mi kama lon tawa moli Hat

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ali li pakala. 言好 tenpo pini la mi moli e jan ali. mi jan jaki. jan lawa moli mute mute mute mute mute.

Tags: humor, internet, joke, languages, meme
Suffering Isn't A Mitzvah Hat

Description: לײַדן איז נישט קיין מצװה. Laydn iz nisht keyn mitzve. Suffering isn't a mitzvah; that's a goyishe zach.

Tags: suffering is not a virtue, anti capitalism, jewish, suffering, judaism
The Real Jews Are The Jews Hat

Description: Wake up, sheeple! The real Jews are the Jews, and a disturbing number of powerful people are conspiring to cover this up. It's weird to have to say that Jews/Hebrews are the real Jews/Hebrews, but it's increasingly necessary nowadays. This is why the Jews are tired.

Tags: real jews, real hebrews, real israelites, true israelites, hebrew
Bisexual Pride Hat

Description: Now you can have an image of the public-domain bisexual pride flag on any item of your choosing.

Tags: bi, bi flag, bisexual, bisexual flag, bisexual pride
Pawmsa Hat

Description: A variant of the hamsa, a cat paw with a cat eye instead of a human hand with a human eye.

Tags: judaism, jewish, animal, otherkin, hamsa hand
Theybrew/Thembrew Hat

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Theybrew/Thembrew!

Tags: transgender, jewish, nonbinary jews, trans jews, jewish humor
Shebrew/Herbrew Hat

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Shebrew/Herbrew!

Tags: jewish humor, trans, transfemme, jewish, transfeminine
Ask Me About My Diachronic Conlang Family Hat

Description: How many days do you have?

Tags: linguistics, conlanging, artlang, languages, language
Chai - Jewish Life Symbol (Paleo-Hebrew) Hat

Description: The word "living" in the Paleo-Hebrew alphabet.

Tags: chai, hebrew, jew, jewish, judaism
Fek al Trump Hat

Description: Fek al Trump! Li estas terura merdulo. Jen fotografo de li kun la supera teksto, "Fek Al Trump". Nu, fakte la bildo estas emoĝia fekaĵo, iom modifita por simili al li, sed ĉu la diferenco gravas?

Tags: rezisto, antifascist, antifa, kontraufashista, kontraufashismo
Israelite (yISra'el nortlham) Hat

Description: Israelite (yISra'el nortlham) in tlhIngan Hol, literally "Israel's descendant." The closest thing to "Jew" in the language's current vocabulary.

Tags: tlhingan, jewish nerd, jewish geek, geek, jews
Fight Antisemitism - Read Another Book! Hat

Description: Nudge resistance libs to fight antisemitism by reading another book.

Tags: jewish, solidarity, anti antisemitism, leftism, progressive
ACAB Cab Hat

Description: A cab that says ACAB instead of TAXI.

Tags: pun, 1312, taxi, anti authority, taxi cab
Poop On Ancraps Hat

Description: Poop on ancraps, says Comrade Birb of the Local Flying Poopers Collective.

Tags: leftist humor, anti ancrap, leftist, anarchist humor, ancom
Poop On Pigs Hat

Description: Poop on pigs, says Comrade Birb of the Local Flying Poopers Collective.

Tags: fuck 12, 1312, anarcho communism, socialism, anarchism
You're Not A Real Gatekeeper Hat

Description: You're not a real gatekeeper. You're fake. Just pretending to be a gatekeeper because it's cool and trendy. I bet you can't even name three gates.

Tags: gatekeeping gatekeeping, meta, sarcasm, sarcastic, humor
Sometimes I Can Word, Sometimes I Don't Hat

Description: Sometimes I can word, sometimes I don't.

Tags: author, english, awkward, neurodivergence, poetry
Ani medaberet anglit shotefet / I don't speak any English Hat

Description: I don't speak any English. אני מדברת אנגלית שוטפת.

Tags: ivrit, linguistics humor, jewish symbols, jews, hebrew humor
Ani medaber anglit shotefet / I don't speak any English Hat

Description: I don't speak any English. אני מדבר אנגלית שוטפת.

Tags: ivrit, language rights, linguistics humor, jewish symbols, jews
The Ultimate Question Hat

Description: The Ultimate Question, solved at last: U+0041 U+0043 U+0041 U+00__

Tags: anarchist, 42, anti police, leftist, police abolitionism
Berni ken nokh gevinen in 2016 Hat

Description: Berni 2016: er ken nokh gevinen. בערני 2016: ער קען נאָך געווינען. Bernie 2016: he can still win.

Tags: irony, political, retro, sarcasm, political satire
Hablo inglés con fluidez. / I don't speak any English. Hat

Description: Hablo inglés con fluidez. I don't speak any English.

Tags: internacional, bilingual, fuera el imperialismo, derechos linguisticos, antiimperialismo linguistico
Tankies Are Wannabe Cops Hat

Description: Tankies are wannabe cops: it's true. Spread the word.

Tags: dividing the left, left disunity, leftism, anarchist, left
The World Is A Világ Hat

Description: In Hungarian, the world is truly a világ. Let a világ know.

Tags: language, hungarian pride, magyar, multilingual pun, languages
Support Trans Liberation - Read Another Book! Hat

Description: Nudge resistance libs to support trans liberation by reading another book.

Tags: trans, queer as in fuck you, queer, lgbtq, trans liberation
Peek Keen An Narry Ory Hat

Description: Peek Keen An Narry Ory: a sbubby pordocon.

Tags: internet humor, internet culture, keep calm, funny, shitpost
My Blood Is Not Redder Hat

Description: A paraphrase of a quote from Pesachim 25b ("מאי חזית דדמא דידך סומק טפי", "What do you think, that your blood is redder?"), expressing the important Jewish ethical principle against taking an innocent life to save one's own.

Tags: judaism, ethics, jewish ethics, jewish, peace
Drinking Bleach To Own The Libs Hat

Description: Drinking bleach to own the libs: the ultimate expression of MAGA ideology. Don't try this ever. It's a terrible idea.

Tags: antifascist, anti fascist, fuck trump, satire, politics
I'm Gay (Yiddish) Hat

Description: Make this simple and gay statement to anyone who can read it.

Tags: gay, gay pride, jew, jewish, lesbian
Being Queer Is Good, Actually Hat

Description: Being queer is good, actually. You know it, but not everyone does. Let them know with this design incorporating a "Rainbow Caticorn" by Schade of openclipart.org.

Tags: cat, caticorn, adorable, unicorn, rainbow
Je parle couramment l'anglais / I don't speak any English Hat

Description: Je parle couramment l'anglais. I don't speak any English.

Tags: bilingue, bilingual, francophonia, linguistic humor, francophonie

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