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Don't Walk In Front Of Me, I May Not Follow (Yiddish) Hat

Description: גיי נישט פֿאַר, כ׳וועל דיר אפֿשר נישט נאָכגיין. גיי נישט נאָך מיר, כ׳וועל דיך אפֿשר נישט פֿירן. גיי פּשוט לעבן מיר און זײַ מײַן חבֿר. gey nisht far mir, kh'vel dikh efsher nisht nokhgeyn. gey nisht nokh mir; kh'vel dikh efsher nisht firn. gey poshet lebn mir un zay mayn khaver. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Tags: camp, camping, friends, friendship, hebrew
Don't Walk In Front Of Me, I May Not Follow (Yiddish) Hat

Description: גיי נישט פֿאַר, כ׳וועל דיר אפֿשר נישט נאָכגיין. גיי נישט נאָך מיר, כ׳וועל דיך אפֿשר נישט פֿירן. גיי פּשוט לעבן מיר און זײַ מײַן חבֿר. gey nisht far mir, kh'vel dikh efsher nisht nokhgeyn. gey nisht nokh mir; kh'vel dikh efsher nisht firn. gey poshet lebn mir un zay mayn khaver. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Tags: camp, camping, friends, friendship, hebrew
All Cops Are Bastards (Belter Creole) Hat

Description: Kowl zákomang dzhemang. "All cops are bastards" in Lang Belta.

Tags: 1312, acab, all cops are bastards, anti police, fuck the police
We Will Outlive Them (Belter Creole) Hat

Description: Milowda gonya du livit detim imalowda decho. "We will outlive them" in Lang Belta.

Tags: language, linguistics, sci fi, science fiction, social justice
OPA (LGBTQ Pride Colors) Hat

Description: OPA - Outer Planets Alliance in the LGBTQ pride colors.

Tags: bi pride, bisexual, gay, lesbian, lgbtq
This Machine Kills Fascists (Toki Pona) Hat

Description: ilo ni li moli e jan ni: ona li pana utala e nasin majuna. This machine kills people who violently impose the old ways.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, antifascist, folk, guitar
This Machine Kills Fascists (Toki Pona) Hat

Description: ilo ni li moli e jan ni: ona li pana utala e nasin majuna. This machine kills people who violently impose the old ways.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, antifascist, folk, guitar
Don't Walk In Front Of Me, I May Not Follow (Toki Pona) Hat

Description: o tawa ala lon sinpin mi. ken la mi tawa ala lon monsi. o tawa ala lon monsi mi. ken la mi tawa ala lon sinpin. o tawa taso lon poka mi o kama jan pona mi.

Tags: friend, friends, friendship, nostalgia, nostalgic
Ma Tovu (Toki Pona) Hat

Description: tomo len sina li pona lukin a, jan Jakapo o! tomo ali sina kin li sama, jan Isale o!

Tags: hebrew, hymn, israel, jacob, jewish
This Machine Kills Fascists (Interslavic) Hat

Description: Ta mašina usmrčaje fašistov. "This machine kills fascists" in Interslavic, in Woody Guthrie-like handwriting.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, antifascist, guitar, left wing
Diese Maschine tötet Faschisten Hat

Description: Diese Maschine tötet Faschisten.

Tags: anarchist, antifaschistische aktion, woody guthrie, antifascist, anti fascism
Esta Máquina Mata Fascistas Hat

Description: Esta máquina mata fascistas.

Tags: left wing, leftist, lefty, resist, slogan
This Machine Kills Fascists Hat

Description: "This machine kills fascists" in Woodie Guthrie-like handwriting.

Tags: anarchist, anti fascism, anti fascist, antifascist, communist
This Machine Kills Fascists (Belter Creole) Hat

Description: Da tékiting xiya du det fascist. "This machine kills inners" in Lang Belta codeswitched with English (as Lang Belta lacks a word for fascist).

Tags: left wing, leftist, sci fi, science fiction, space
LGBT for Inaros (Belter Creole) Hat

Description: LGBT fo Inyarosh. "LGBT for Inaros" in Lang Belta codeswitched with English (as the word "LGBT" has no known equivalent in Lang Belta).

Tags: gay, humor, joke, lgbtq, pride
Free Navy (Belter Creole) Hat

Description: Nevi ferí belta. "Free Belter Navy" in Lang Belta.

Tags: fan art, lang belta, opa, sci fi, science fiction
Free Navy (Belter Creole) Hat

Description: Nevi ferí belta. "Free Belter Navy" in Lang Belta.

Tags: fan art, lang belta, opa, sci fi, science fiction
Free Navy (Belter Creole) Hat

Description: Nevi ferí belta. "Free Belter Navy" in Lang Belta.

Tags: fan art, lang belta, opa, sci fi, science fiction
No Gods, No Masters (Belter Creole) Hat

Description: Na deva, na bosmang. "No gods, no masters" in Lang Belta.

Tags: anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, colony, language
I Love Ceres Hat

Description: Mi (kori) Sirish. I heart Ceres.

Tags: asteroid, ceres, i heart, i love, sci fi
Stay Calm Unte Kowlting Gonya Gut Hat

Description: Stay calm, unte kowlting gonya gut. Stay calm, and everything will be OK.

Tags: carry on, keep calm, keep calm and carry on, sci fi, science fiction
Space the Inners (Belter Creole) Hat

Description: Du kuxaku inyalowda. "Space the inners" in Belter Creole.

Tags: beltalowda, frontier, futuristic, language, left wing
Cheers (Belter Creole) Hat

Description: Yam seng! "Cheers!" in Belter Creole.

Tags: alcohol, cheers, colony, drinking, language
I Don't Know Belter Creole (Belter Creole) Hat

Description: Mi na sasa Lang Belta. I don't know Belter Creole.

Tags: opa, sci fi, science fiction, solar system, space
Every Religion Is A Bridge To The Same Place Hat

Description: "Every religion is a bridge to the same place," written seven times over — in Sanskrit, Hebrew, Avestan, Chinese, Greek, Arabic, and Persian. Seven ancient scripts, seven traditions: Hinduism, Judaism, Zoroastrianism, Taoism, Christianity, Islam, and the Baha'i Faith.

Tags: arabic, chinese, christianity, greek, hebrew
Laughter Is the Second Best Medicine (Toki Pona) Hat

Description: musi li misikeke pi pona nanpa tu. pona nanpa wan li misikeke. Laughter is the second best medicine. The best is medicine.

Tags: comedy, fun, funny, joke, language
In A World Full of Humans, Be Puppy Hat

Description: In a world full of humans, be puppy. Tell the world.

Tags: animal, cute, dog, dog person, funny
When I Improve My Life, I Improve Myself (Transgender Colors) Hat

Description: mi pona e ale mi, la mi pona e mi. When I improve everything about myself, I make myself a better person. In sitelen pona.

Tags: lgbtq, lgbtqia, pride, proverb, queer
Warrior (Klingon) Hat

Description: The word "warrior" (SuvwI') in tlhIngan Hol, with the Klingon symbol.

Tags: defense, fight, fighter, self defense, star trek
In A World Full of Peepee, Be Poopoo Hat

Description: In a world full of peepee, be poopoo.

Tags: absurd, absurdist humor, childish, cute, humor
In A World Full of Peepee, Be Poopoo Hat

Description: In a world full of peepee, be poopoo.

Tags: absurd, absurdist humor, childish, cute, humor
Private Parts Reporting For Doody Hat

Description: Hi my name is Private Parts and I am reporting for doody

Tags: army, cute, funny, humor, joke
"They" Kitten Hat

Description: A kitten with the word "they" in the corner.

Tags: baby, cat, cats, feline, identity
Rectally Probed By ICE Hat

Description: Let people know you've already been rectally probed by ICE with this darkly satirical message.

Tags: abolish ice, anti ice, chinga la migra, dark humor, immigrant rights
The Poopoo. The Peepee. The Latrines Hat

Description: The poopoo. The peepee. The Latrines.

Tags: absurdist humor, marines, meme culture, parody, pee pee poo poo
The Poopoo. The Peepee. The Latrines Hat

Description: The poopoo. The peepee. The Latrines.

Tags: absurdist humor, marines, meme culture, parody, pee pee poo poo

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