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Fuck Gamers (But Don't) Hoodie

Description: Fuck people whose whole identity is being "a gamer" and who use this as the basis of fascist organizing against perceived enemies like "SJWs". But actually, maybe don't. Six years into the temper tantrum as of the time of this writing, they can all fuck off.

Tags: social justice, anti patriarchy, antifascism, antifascist, anti gamergate
When They Go Low, Be Unpredictable Hoodie

Description: When they go low, be unpredictable. If you always go high, you're extremely predictable and they can and will adapt,

Tags: leftism, antifa, ancom, anarchocommunism, anarchist
Ahavo - Love (Ashkenazi cursive) Hoodie

Description: The Hebrew word "love" (אהבה, ahavo, ahava) in Ashkenazi cursive script.

Tags: jewish, ahavo, ahava, cursive hebrew, ashkenazi
A Woman's Place Is In The Revolution (Yiddish) Hoodie

Description: Dos ort fun der froy iz in der revolutsye. דאָס אָרט פֿון דער פֿרוי איז אין דער רעוואָלוציע. A woman's place is in the revolution.

Tags: yiddish leftism, yiddish feminism, jewish feminism, jewish leftism, yiddish
ACAB, Including Tankies! Hoodie

Description: All cops are bastards, including tankie cops. That should go without saying, yet tankies have somehow seen fit to appropriate the slogan ACAB while defending the crimes of the pigs in so-called "Communist" regimes.

Tags: fuck 12, 1312, anarchocommunism, anarchism, anti tankie
Tankies ❤ Prisons Hoodie

Description: Tankies ❤ Prisons. In a time when almost everyone is calling for the abolition of the carceral state, tankies are doing apologetics for the gulags of 100 years ago while joking about putting everyone in them. They're so far on the wrong side of history, why would anyone call them leftist?

Tags: antifascist, prison abolition, abolitionism, police abolition, anti prc
Actually You DON'T Have An Inalienable Right To Spread Diseases Hoodie

Description: Actually, you DON'T have an inalienable right to spread diseases. That would be what you don't-tread-on-me types call an infringement of other people's right to life.

Tags: anti far right, epidemiology, anti ancap, science, epidemic
Only Tread On Me With Viruses, No Cloth!!!! Hoodie

Description: Only tread on me with viruses, no cloth!!!! If I can't see it, it isn't treading.

Tags: satire, humor, gadsden flag, virus, viruses
Shambes Hoodie

Description: The stonks guy wearing a yarmulke and saying, "Shambes."

Tags: stonks guy, shabbes, meme man, stonks, yarmulke
#NotAllRoses Hoodie

Description: #NotAllRoses are red.

Tags: notallroses, anarchist, anarcho communism, flower, anarchist symbol
Notorious A.C.A.B. Hoodie

Description: Show your support and respect for the Notorious A.C.A.B..

Tags: all cops are bastards, notorious acab, anarchocommunism, notorious, ancom
I Just Queered The Fuck Out Of This Room Hoodie

Description: I queer the fuck out of any room I go into.

Tags: lgbtqia, lesbian, gay, bi, lgbtq
The Jorts House Hoodie

Description: The Jorts House: a three-headed spiraling bear creature from France.

Tags: dada, absurd, nonsense, bear, bearnado
La sola bona faŝisto estas mortinta faŝisto Hoodie

Description: Montru vian esperantismon kaj kontraŭfaŝismon!

Tags: livismo, anti fascist, kontrau fashismo, kontraufashista, anarkiismo
mi kama lon tawa moli Hoodie

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ali li pakala. 言好 tenpo pini la mi moli e jan ali. mi jan jaki. jan lawa moli mute mute mute mute mute.

Tags: humor, internet, joke, languages, meme
The Real Jews Are The Jews Hoodie

Description: Wake up, sheeple! The real Jews are the Jews, and a disturbing number of powerful people are conspiring to cover this up. It's weird to have to say that Jews/Hebrews are the real Jews/Hebrews, but it's increasingly necessary nowadays. This is why the Jews are tired.

Tags: real jews, real hebrews, real israelites, true israelites, hebrew
Bisexual Pride Hoodie

Description: Now you can have an image of the public-domain bisexual pride flag on any item of your choosing.

Tags: bi, bi flag, bisexual, bisexual flag, bisexual pride
Pawmsa Hoodie

Description: A variant of the hamsa, a cat paw with a cat eye instead of a human hand with a human eye.

Tags: judaism, jewish, animal, otherkin, hamsa hand
Theybrew/Thembrew Hoodie

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Theybrew/Thembrew!

Tags: transgender, jewish, nonbinary jews, trans jews, jewish humor
Shebrew/Herbrew Hoodie

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Shebrew/Herbrew!

Tags: jewish humor, trans, transfemme, jewish, transfeminine
Ask Me About My Diachronic Conlang Family Hoodie

Description: How many days do you have?

Tags: linguistics, conlanging, artlang, languages, language
Chai - Jewish Life Symbol (Paleo-Hebrew) Hoodie

Description: The word "living" in the Paleo-Hebrew alphabet.

Tags: chai, hebrew, jew, jewish, judaism
Israelite (yISra'el nortlham) Hoodie

Description: Israelite (yISra'el nortlham) in tlhIngan Hol, literally "Israel's descendant." The closest thing to "Jew" in the language's current vocabulary.

Tags: tlhingan, jewish nerd, jewish geek, geek, jews
Fight Antisemitism - Read Another Book! Hoodie

Description: Nudge resistance libs to fight antisemitism by reading another book.

Tags: jewish, solidarity, anti antisemitism, leftism, progressive
ACAB Cab Hoodie

Description: A cab that says ACAB instead of TAXI.

Tags: pun, 1312, taxi, anti authority, taxi cab
You're Not A Real Gatekeeper Hoodie

Description: You're not a real gatekeeper. You're fake. Just pretending to be a gatekeeper because it's cool and trendy. I bet you can't even name three gates.

Tags: gatekeeping gatekeeping, meta, sarcasm, sarcastic, humor
Sometimes I Can Word, Sometimes I Don't Hoodie

Description: Sometimes I can word, sometimes I don't.

Tags: author, english, awkward, neurodivergence, poetry
Ani medaberet anglit shotefet / I don't speak any English Hoodie

Description: I don't speak any English. אני מדברת אנגלית שוטפת.

Tags: ivrit, linguistics humor, jewish symbols, jews, hebrew humor
Ani medaber anglit shotefet / I don't speak any English Hoodie

Description: I don't speak any English. אני מדבר אנגלית שוטפת.

Tags: ivrit, language rights, linguistics humor, jewish symbols, jews
The Ultimate Question Hoodie

Description: The Ultimate Question, solved at last: U+0041 U+0043 U+0041 U+00__

Tags: anarchist, 42, anti police, leftist, police abolitionism

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