Kids Hoodies

Description: Encourage people to "Read Another Book" in Sindarin.

Description: "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a state is a good guy with a state." -V.I. Lenin

Description: We live in an anxiety. At least I do, and so do all my partners. If you also live in an anxiety, this is probably for you. I hate writing these.

Description: Ask me about how Bernie can still win.

Description: Apologize to the NAP.

Description: Just say no to Caitlyn Jenner

Description: If you're not careful, PTSD can steal away your entire life. Raise awareness with this message and fight back.

Description: "Solidarity" in Yiddish (סאָלידאַריטעט solidaritet), Ladino (סולידאריטא solidarita) and Hebrew (סולידריות solidariut).

Description: 1312 in Hebrew numerals: א׳שי״ב.

Description: Just say no to Caitlyn Jenner.

Description: Trick people into thinking you have civil rights with this handy warning. For maximum effectiveness, actually register as a gun corporation.

Description: Based on the infamous English-language meme: נידער מיט ציס (nider mit tsis, "Down With Cis") with a picture of a bus on it.

Description: Testosterone: it's simple biology. Maybe you shouldn't have stopped after eighth grade.

Description: Orer Mordkhe, Borekh Homen. On Purim we are to get so drunk on wine that we cannot tell the difference between the two, says my favorite rabbinic opinion. What's the difference again?

Description: BLOOD FOR THE STONKS GOD!

Description: The classic initialism "t4t" in plain white text.

Description: The classic initialism "t4t" in plain black text.

Description: Umtsveyike mentshn zenen ekht. אומצוויייִקע מענטשן זענען עכט. Nonbinary people are genuine.

Description: Transmener zenen mener. טראַנסמענער זענען מענער. Trans men are men.

Description: Transfroyen zenen froyen. טראַנספֿרויען זענען פֿרויען. Trans women are women.

Description: "Yub Nub" in cursive Hebrew/Yiddish letters.

Description: Esperantistoj kontraŭ faŝismo! La bildon mi ne kreis, sed trovis en la retejo Openclipart, kie ĉiuj bildoj estas publikaj havaĵoj.

Description: Mi flue parolas la anglan. I don't speak any English.

Description: The word "Kana`an" in Phoenician.

Description: Di beste mame oyf der velt. די בעסטע מאַמע אויף דער וועלט. The best mother in the world.

Description: Transition Goals - a surreal collage.

Description: The Komets Alef (Kometz Aleph), a symbol of Yiddish.

Description: Socialism is when the government does stuff, and the more stuff the government does, the socialister it is.

Description: This may only be bought by the CEO of Antifa, Inc., a wholly-owned subsidiary of LIGMA.

Description: Social justice is good, actually. דער געזעלשאַפֿטלעכער יושר איז גוט, פֿאַקטיש. Der gezelshaftlekher yoysher iz gut, faktish.

Description: Ani ohevet nashim. אני אוהבת נשים. I love women. For Sapphic Jews.

Description: I wish you would identify as an original joke.

Description: As American patriot George Orville once said, "Literally 1984." It's a shame we've lost sight of this in these trying times of the media and leftists.

Description: For bi antifascists.

Description: Veganism is cheaper than smoking. In fact, beans and rice are extremely cheap, as are peanut butter, jelly, and bread, not to mention various types of vegetables. But even if you buy all the good fake meat, it's still cheaper than smoking!

Description: Di beste bobe oyf der velt. די בעסטע באָבע אויף דער וועלט. The best grandmother in the world.