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TV Lies - The 80s Sucked Kids Hoodie

Description: TV lies - whether it's the TV from the 80s, or modern nostalgia TV. One of the only things a certain show gets right about the 80s is the monsters. The 80s sucked.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s nostalgia, authentic, authenticity
Testosterone: It's Simple Biology Kids Hoodie

Description: Testosterone: it's simple biology. Maybe you shouldn't have stopped after eighth grade.

Tags: biology, chemistry, equality, formula, lgbtq
Estradiol: It's Simple Biology Kids Hoodie

Description: Estradiol: it's simple biology. Maybe you shouldn't have stopped after eighth grade.

Tags: biology, chemistry, equality, formula, lgbtq
I'm A Cat (High Valyrian) Kids Hoodie

Description: Kēli iksan. "I'm a cat" in High Valyrian.

Tags: cat, cat lover, cats, dragon, fantasy
Burning the American Flag Kids Hoodie

Description: Burn 'em if you got 'em.

Tags: american flag, anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, anti gop
Newsome Likes Them Young Kids Hoodie

Description: Although Gavin Newsom doesn't think young adults can consent to receive life-saving healthcare, he does think they can consent to sex with him. When he was 39, he dated a 19-year-old. Yet he wants to ban gender transition under the age of 26.

Tags: left, left wing, pride, queer, queer liberation
Newsom Likes Them Young, But Without Bodily Autonomy Kids Hoodie

Description: Newsom likes them young (19 when he was 39), but he doesn't want them to have bodily autonomy or get life-saving medical care. Newsom is a creep. Don't vote for Newsom.

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, campaign, democrat, gavin
Never Newsom (Pan Pride Colors) Kids Hoodie

Description: Show your support as a pan person for trans and unhoused people by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom. Heck, for all I know, by the time you've read this description, he'll have become panphobic, too.

Tags: authenticity, compassion, lgbtq, pan, pansexual
Never Newsom (Bi Pride Colors) Kids Hoodie

Description: Show your support as a bi person for trans and unhoused people by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom. Heck, for all I know, by the time you've read this description, he'll have become biphobic, too.

Tags: authenticity, bisexual, compassion, lgbtq, pride
Never Newsom (Trans Pride Colors) Kids Hoodie

Description: Show your support for the trans community by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom.

Tags: authenticity, compassion, pride, trans ally, trans pride
Never Newsom (LGBTQ Pride Colors) Kids Hoodie

Description: Show your support for the LGBTQ community by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom.

Tags: authenticity, compassion, lgbtq ally, pride, trans ally
Make Pride A Riot Again Kids Hoodie

Description: Make Pride a riot again.

Tags: bisexual, gay, lesbian, lgbtq, liberation
Raised Fist With Footlong Kids Hoodie

Description: A raised fist holding today's symbol of resistance, the footlong submarine sandwich.

Tags: anarchism, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifascist
Property Is Theft (Globasa) Kids Hoodie

Description: Milki sen cori. "Property is theft" in Globasa.

Tags: anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, communism, communist
Anarkiismo (Globasa) Kids Hoodie

Description: Basili principi de anarkiismo: antiawtoritaya, huru asosya, sekrasi, sohosahay, huruya ji alo globa.

Tags: activism, anarchism, anarchy, autonomy, community
Anarkiismo (Esperanto) Kids Hoodie

Description: Bazaj principoj de anarkiismo: kontraŭaŭtoritatismo, libera asocio, memrego, interhelpo, libereco kaj alia mondo.

Tags: anarchism, anarchy, esperanto, freedom, mutual aid
World Citizen (Globasa) Kids Hoodie

Description: The word "world citizen" in Globasa: globayen, lit. "world person".

Tags: cosmopolitan, culture, earth, globe, humanity
Arm the Dolls Kids Hoodie

Description: Protect the dolls, and they will be protected for a day. Arm the dolls, and they will be armed for a lifetime.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, gun
God Is Agender (Globasa) Kids Hoodie

Description: A fairly uncontroversial statement: God has no gender, which means he's agender, which also means he's trans.

Tags: agender, faith, lgbtq, nonbinary, translation
Wes Streeting Is A Shtick Dreck Kids Hoodie

Description: וועס סטריטינג איז אַ שטיק דרעק — Ves Striting iz a shtik drek. Yiddish for "Wes Streeting is a piece of shit."

Tags: activism, healthcare, hypocrisy, jewish, labour
Keir Starmer Is A Shtick Dreck Kids Hoodie

Description: קיר סטארמער איז אַ שטיק דרעק — Kir Starmer iz a shtik drek. Yiddish for "Keir Starmer is a piece of shit."

Tags: jew, jewish, labour, never again, political
We Will Outlive Them (Yiddish, Trans Colors Kids Hoodie

Description: "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish anti-Nazi slogan meaning "We will outlive them," with a symbol of Jewish anti-authoritarian resistance, in the trans pride colors.

Tags: anti authoritarian, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, antifa
We Will Outlive Them (Yiddish) Kids Hoodie

Description: "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish anti-Nazi slogan meaning "We will outlive them," with a symbol of Jewish anti-authoritarian resistance.

Tags: anti authoritarian, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, antifa
We Will Outlive Them (Yiddish) Kids Hoodie

Description: "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish anti-Nazi slogan meaning "We will outlive them," with a symbol of Jewish anti-authoritarian resistance.

Tags: activist, antifa, anti authoritarian, jewish, anti racism
We Will Outlive Them (Yiddish) Kids Hoodie

Description: "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish anti-Nazi slogan meaning "We will outlive them," with a symbol of Jewish anti-fascist action.

Tags: anti racism, antifa, antifaschistische aktion, antifascism, antifascist
God Is Agender (Lingua Franca Nova) Kids Hoodie

Description: Dio es ajenero. "God is agender" in Elefen.

Tags: agender, faith, lgbtq, non binary, nonbinary
Dios es agénero Kids Hoodie

Description: Una aserción no polémica: Dios no tiene sexo, lo que significa que no es binario, lo que significa que es trans.

Tags: espanol, lgbtq, spanish, translation, language
Dio estas senseksa Kids Hoodie

Description: Sufiĉe nepolemika aserto: Dio ne havas sekson, kio signifas, ke li estas senseksa, kio signifas, ke li estas transseksa.

Tags: esperanto, god, agender, nonbinary, transgender
Trump mató a Epstein Kids Hoodie

Description: Trump mató a Epstein. Era presidente cuando Epstein murió y su larga asociación con Epstein le dio un incentivo para callarlo.

Tags: contra abuso infantil, contra el patriarcado, contra trump, derechos de mujeres, donald trump
Trump es un pederasta Kids Hoodie

Description: Trump es un pederasta.

Tags: contra abuso infantil, contra el patriarcado, contra trump, derechos de mujeres, donald trump
Give Anarchy A Chance (Russian) Kids Hoodie

Description: Дайте анархиягъа шанс! "Give anarchy a chance" in Russian.

Tags: anarchy, antifa, communism, diy, left
Give Anarchy A Chance (Turkish) Kids Hoodie

Description: Anarşiye bir şans verin. "Give anarchy a chance" in Turkish.

Tags: anarchy, antifa, communism, diy, left
Dale a la anarquía una oportunidad Kids Hoodie

Description: ¡Dale a la anarquía una oportunidad!

Tags: antifa, diy, hum, izquierdista, punk
Donu ŝancon al anarkio Kids Hoodie

Description: Donu ŝancon al anarkio!

Tags: anarkio, diy, esperanto, anarchy, communism
Give Anarchy A Chance (Globasa) Kids Hoodie

Description: Am gibe tas anarki kihoy. "Give anarchy a chance" in Globasa.

Tags: anarchy, antifa, communism, diy, left
Give Anarchy A Chance Kids Hoodie

Description: Give anarchy a chance, with a stylized anarchy symbol I made in InkScape.

Tags: anarchist, anarchy, antifa, communism, diy

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