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Jew (Wenedyk) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Jewrzej - "Jew" in the constructed language Wenedyk. For more on Wenedyk, check out: http://steen.free.fr/wenedyk/index.html

Tags: am yisrael chai, jewish, jewish gift, jewish pride, judaism
If You Understand This, Eat! Eat! You're Too Thin! Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: "אויב דו פֿאַרשטייסט דאָס, עס! עס! דו ביסט צו דאַר!" (Oyb du farshteyst dos, es! es! du bist tsu dar!) — "If you understand this, eat! eat! you're too thin!" in Yiddish, playing on the classic Jewish-mother trope.

Tags: bubbie, cute, funny, humor, jew
If You Understand This, Eat! Eat! You're Too Thin! Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: "אויב דו פֿאַרשטייסט דאָס, עס! עס! דו ביסט צו דאַר!" (Oyb du farshteyst dos, es! es! du bist tsu dar!) — "If you understand this, eat! eat! you're too thin!" in Yiddish, playing on the classic Jewish-mother trope.

Tags: bubbie, cute, feed me, food humor, funny
If You Understand This, You're Nuts (Belter Creole) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Sili to pochuye xiting, to pagal. If you understand this, you're nuts.

Tags: beltalowda, funny, humor, joke, opa
Ĉiuj policistoj estas aĉuloj Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Ĉiuj policistoj estas aĉuloj!

Tags: esperanto, international, communism, leftist, politics
Ĉiuj policistoj estas aĉuloj Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Ĉiuj policistoj estas aĉuloj!

Tags: esperanto, international, communism, leftist, politics
OPA (Trans Pride Colors) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: OPA - Outer Planets Alliance in the trans pride colors.

Tags: lgbtq, liberation, opa, pride, queer
1312 - All Cops are Bastards (Latin) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: "MCCCXII. Omnes vigiles publici furciferi sunt." — "1312. All public watchmen are scoundrels" in Latin, pairing the numeric ACAB code with vigiles publici, the actual name of ancient Rome's police and fire-watch force.

Tags: 1312, acab, all cops are bastards, anarchism, anarchist
1312 (Hexadecimal) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: "1312" in hexadecimal (0x520).

Tags: acab, all cops are bastards, anarchism, antifa, antifascism
1312 (Hebrew numerals) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: 1312 in Hebrew numerals: א׳שי״ב.

Tags: 1312, abolish the police, acab, all cops are bastards, anarchism
All Cops Are Bastards (Wenedyk) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Tuci policrzy są pyciesyni. "All cops are sons of bitches" in Wenedyk.

Tags: 1312, acab, all cops are bastards, anarchism, antifascist
All Cops Are Bastards (Wenedyk) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Tuci policrzy są pyciesyni. "All cops are sons of bitches" in Wenedyk.

Tags: 1312, acab, all cops are bastards, anarchism, antifascist
Don't Walk In Front Of Me, I May Not Follow (Yiddish) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: גיי נישט פֿאַר, כ׳וועל דיר אפֿשר נישט נאָכגיין. גיי נישט נאָך מיר, כ׳וועל דיך אפֿשר נישט פֿירן. גיי פּשוט לעבן מיר און זײַ מײַן חבֿר. gey nisht far mir, kh'vel dikh efsher nisht nokhgeyn. gey nisht nokh mir; kh'vel dikh efsher nisht firn. gey poshet lebn mir un zay mayn khaver. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Tags: camp, camping, friends, friendship, hebrew
Don't Walk In Front Of Me, I May Not Follow (Yiddish) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: גיי נישט פֿאַר, כ׳וועל דיר אפֿשר נישט נאָכגיין. גיי נישט נאָך מיר, כ׳וועל דיך אפֿשר נישט פֿירן. גיי פּשוט לעבן מיר און זײַ מײַן חבֿר. gey nisht far mir, kh'vel dikh efsher nisht nokhgeyn. gey nisht nokh mir; kh'vel dikh efsher nisht firn. gey poshet lebn mir un zay mayn khaver. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Tags: camp, camping, friends, friendship, hebrew
All Cops Are Bastards (Belter Creole) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Kowl zákomang dzhemang. "All cops are bastards" in Lang Belta.

Tags: 1312, acab, all cops are bastards, anti police, fuck the police
We Will Outlive Them (Belter Creole) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Milowda gonya du livit detim imalowda decho. "We will outlive them" in Lang Belta.

Tags: language, linguistics, sci fi, science fiction, social justice
OPA (LGBTQ Pride Colors) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: OPA - Outer Planets Alliance in the LGBTQ pride colors.

Tags: bi pride, bisexual, gay, lesbian, lgbtq
Don't Walk In Front Of Me, I May Not Follow (Toki Pona) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: o tawa ala lon sinpin mi. ken la mi tawa ala lon monsi. o tawa ala lon monsi mi. ken la mi tawa ala lon sinpin. o tawa taso lon poka mi o kama jan pona mi.

Tags: friend, friends, friendship, nostalgia, nostalgic
Ma Tovu (Toki Pona) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: tomo len sina li pona lukin a, jan Jakapo o! tomo ali sina kin li sama, jan Isale o!

Tags: hebrew, hymn, israel, jacob, jewish
Free Navy (Belter Creole) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Nevi ferí belta. "Free Belter Navy" in Lang Belta.

Tags: fan art, lang belta, opa, sci fi, science fiction
Free Navy (Belter Creole) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Nevi ferí belta. "Free Belter Navy" in Lang Belta.

Tags: fan art, lang belta, opa, sci fi, science fiction
Free Navy (Belter Creole) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Nevi ferí belta. "Free Belter Navy" in Lang Belta.

Tags: fan art, lang belta, opa, sci fi, science fiction
No Gods, No Masters (Belter Creole) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Na deva, na bosmang. "No gods, no masters" in Lang Belta.

Tags: anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, colony, language
I Love Ceres Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Mi (kori) Sirish. I heart Ceres.

Tags: asteroid, ceres, i heart, i love, sci fi
Stay Calm Unte Kowlting Gonya Gut Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Stay calm, unte kowlting gonya gut. Stay calm, and everything will be OK.

Tags: carry on, keep calm, keep calm and carry on, sci fi, science fiction
Space the Inners (Belter Creole) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Du kuxaku inyalowda. "Space the inners" in Belter Creole.

Tags: beltalowda, frontier, futuristic, language, left wing
I Don't Know Belter Creole (Belter Creole) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Mi na sasa Lang Belta. I don't know Belter Creole.

Tags: opa, sci fi, science fiction, solar system, space
Laughter Is the Second Best Medicine (Toki Pona) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: musi li misikeke pi pona nanpa tu. pona nanpa wan li misikeke. Laughter is the second best medicine. The best is medicine.

Tags: comedy, fun, funny, joke, language
In A World Full of Humans, Be Puppy Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: In a world full of humans, be puppy. Tell the world.

Tags: animal, cute, dog, dog person, funny
When I Improve My Life, I Improve Myself (Transgender Colors) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: mi pona e ale mi, la mi pona e mi. When I improve everything about myself, I make myself a better person. In sitelen pona.

Tags: lgbtq, lgbtqia, pride, proverb, queer
Warrior (Klingon) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The word "warrior" (SuvwI') in tlhIngan Hol, with the Klingon symbol.

Tags: defense, fight, fighter, self defense, star trek
In A World Full of Peepee, Be Poopoo Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: In a world full of peepee, be poopoo.

Tags: absurd, absurdist humor, childish, cute, humor
In A World Full of Peepee, Be Poopoo Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: In a world full of peepee, be poopoo.

Tags: absurd, absurdist humor, childish, cute, humor
Private Parts Reporting For Doody Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Hi my name is Private Parts and I am reporting for doody

Tags: army, cute, funny, humor, joke
"They" Kitten Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: A kitten with the word "they" in the corner.

Tags: baby, cat, cats, feline, identity
The Poopoo. The Peepee. The Latrines Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The poopoo. The peepee. The Latrines.

Tags: absurdist humor, marines, meme culture, parody, pee pee poo poo

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