Kids T-Shirts

Description: Wake up, sheeple! The real Jews are the Jews, and a disturbing number of powerful people are conspiring to cover this up. It's weird to have to say that Jews/Hebrews are the real Jews/Hebrews, but it's increasingly necessary nowadays. This is why the Jews are tired.

Description: Now you can have an image of the public-domain bisexual pride flag on any item of your choosing.

Description: A variant of the hamsa, a cat paw with a cat eye instead of a human hand with a human eye.

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Theybrew/Thembrew!

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Shebrew/Herbrew!

Description: How many days do you have?

Description: Israelite (yISra'el nortlham) in tlhIngan Hol, literally "Israel's descendant." The closest thing to "Jew" in the language's current vocabulary.

Description: Nudge resistance libs to fight antisemitism by reading another book.

Description: A cab that says ACAB instead of TAXI.

Description: Poop on ancraps, says Comrade Birb of the Local Flying Poopers Collective.

Description: Poop on pigs, says Comrade Birb of the Local Flying Poopers Collective.

Description: You're not a real gatekeeper. You're fake. Just pretending to be a gatekeeper because it's cool and trendy. I bet you can't even name three gates.

Description: Sometimes I can word, sometimes I don't.

Description: I don't speak any English. אני מדברת אנגלית שוטפת.

Description: I don't speak any English. אני מדבר אנגלית שוטפת.

Description: The Ultimate Question, solved at last: U+0041 U+0043 U+0041 U+00__

Description: Berni 2016: er ken nokh gevinen. בערני 2016: ער קען נאָך געווינען. Bernie 2016: he can still win.

Description: Hablo inglés con fluidez. I don't speak any English.

Description: Tankies are wannabe cops: it's true. Spread the word.

Description: Nudge resistance libs to support trans liberation by reading another book.

Description: Peek Keen An Narry Ory: a sbubby pordocon.

Description: A paraphrase of a quote from Pesachim 25b ("מאי חזית דדמא דידך סומק טפי", "What do you think, that your blood is redder?"), expressing the important Jewish ethical principle against taking an innocent life to save one's own.

Description: Make this simple and gay statement to anyone who can read it.

Description: Je parle couramment l'anglais. I don't speak any English.

Description: לוחם צדק חברתי Lokhem tsedek khevrati, social justice warrior.

Description: לוחמת צדק חברתי Lokhemet tsedek khevrati, social justice warrior.

Description: This machine kills fascists. איסטה מאקינה מאטה אה לוס פﬞאשיסטוס. Esta makina mata a los fashistos. All profits from Ladino merchandise are periodically donated to Sephardic organizations; past donations went to the SJBA's Crisis Fund and esefarad.com.

Description: This machine kills fascists. המכונה הזו הורגת פשיסטים. Hamekhona hazo horeget fashistim.

Description: This machine kills fascists. אָט די מאַשין הרגעט פֿאַשיסטן. Ot di mashin harget fashistn.

Description: Pharisees are good, actually. Show your Pharisee pride.

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Shebrew/Herbrew! This alternate color scheme has colors from the genderqueer flag instead of the transfeminine flag.