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The Real Jews Are The Jews Kids T-Shirt

Description: Wake up, sheeple! The real Jews are the Jews, and a disturbing number of powerful people are conspiring to cover this up. It's weird to have to say that Jews/Hebrews are the real Jews/Hebrews, but it's increasingly necessary nowadays. This is why the Jews are tired.

Tags: real jews, real hebrews, real israelites, true israelites, hebrew
Bisexual Pride Kids T-Shirt

Description: Now you can have an image of the public-domain bisexual pride flag on any item of your choosing.

Tags: bi, bi flag, bisexual, bisexual flag, bisexual pride
Pawmsa Kids T-Shirt

Description: A variant of the hamsa, a cat paw with a cat eye instead of a human hand with a human eye.

Tags: judaism, jewish, animal, otherkin, hamsa hand
Theybrew/Thembrew Kids T-Shirt

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Theybrew/Thembrew!

Tags: transgender, jewish, nonbinary jews, trans jews, jewish humor
Shebrew/Herbrew Kids T-Shirt

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Shebrew/Herbrew!

Tags: jewish humor, trans, transfemme, jewish, transfeminine
Ask Me About My Diachronic Conlang Family Kids T-Shirt

Description: How many days do you have?

Tags: linguistics, conlanging, artlang, languages, language
Israelite (yISra'el nortlham) Kids T-Shirt

Description: Israelite (yISra'el nortlham) in tlhIngan Hol, literally "Israel's descendant." The closest thing to "Jew" in the language's current vocabulary.

Tags: tlhingan, jewish nerd, jewish geek, geek, jews
Fight Antisemitism - Read Another Book! Kids T-Shirt

Description: Nudge resistance libs to fight antisemitism by reading another book.

Tags: jewish, solidarity, anti antisemitism, leftism, progressive
ACAB Cab Kids T-Shirt

Description: A cab that says ACAB instead of TAXI.

Tags: pun, 1312, taxi, anti authority, taxi cab
Poop On Ancraps Kids T-Shirt

Description: Poop on ancraps, says Comrade Birb of the Local Flying Poopers Collective.

Tags: leftist humor, anti ancrap, leftist, anarchist humor, ancom
Poop On Pigs Kids T-Shirt

Description: Poop on pigs, says Comrade Birb of the Local Flying Poopers Collective.

Tags: fuck 12, 1312, anarcho communism, socialism, anarchism
You're Not A Real Gatekeeper Kids T-Shirt

Description: You're not a real gatekeeper. You're fake. Just pretending to be a gatekeeper because it's cool and trendy. I bet you can't even name three gates.

Tags: gatekeeping gatekeeping, meta, sarcasm, sarcastic, humor
Sometimes I Can Word, Sometimes I Don't Kids T-Shirt

Description: Sometimes I can word, sometimes I don't.

Tags: author, english, awkward, neurodivergence, poetry
Ani medaberet anglit shotefet / I don't speak any English Kids T-Shirt

Description: I don't speak any English. אני מדברת אנגלית שוטפת.

Tags: ivrit, linguistics humor, jewish symbols, jews, hebrew humor
Ani medaber anglit shotefet / I don't speak any English Kids T-Shirt

Description: I don't speak any English. אני מדבר אנגלית שוטפת.

Tags: ivrit, language rights, linguistics humor, jewish symbols, jews
The Ultimate Question Kids T-Shirt

Description: The Ultimate Question, solved at last: U+0041 U+0043 U+0041 U+00__

Tags: anarchist, 42, anti police, leftist, police abolitionism
Berni ken nokh gevinen in 2016 Kids T-Shirt

Description: Berni 2016: er ken nokh gevinen. בערני 2016: ער קען נאָך געווינען. Bernie 2016: he can still win.

Tags: irony, political, retro, sarcasm, political satire
Hablo inglés con fluidez. / I don't speak any English. Kids T-Shirt

Description: Hablo inglés con fluidez. I don't speak any English.

Tags: internacional, bilingual, fuera el imperialismo, derechos linguisticos, antiimperialismo linguistico
Tankies Are Wannabe Cops Kids T-Shirt

Description: Tankies are wannabe cops: it's true. Spread the word.

Tags: dividing the left, left disunity, leftism, anarchist, left
Support Trans Liberation - Read Another Book! Kids T-Shirt

Description: Nudge resistance libs to support trans liberation by reading another book.

Tags: trans, queer as in fuck you, queer, lgbtq, trans liberation
Peek Keen An Narry Ory Kids T-Shirt

Description: Peek Keen An Narry Ory: a sbubby pordocon.

Tags: internet humor, internet culture, keep calm, funny, shitpost
My Blood Is Not Redder Kids T-Shirt

Description: A paraphrase of a quote from Pesachim 25b ("מאי חזית דדמא דידך סומק טפי", "What do you think, that your blood is redder?"), expressing the important Jewish ethical principle against taking an innocent life to save one's own.

Tags: judaism, ethics, jewish ethics, jewish, peace
I'm Gay (Yiddish) Kids T-Shirt

Description: Make this simple and gay statement to anyone who can read it.

Tags: gay, gay pride, jew, jewish, lesbian
Je parle couramment l'anglais / I don't speak any English Kids T-Shirt

Description: Je parle couramment l'anglais. I don't speak any English.

Tags: bilingue, bilingual, francophonia, linguistic humor, francophonie
Social Justice Warrior (Hebrew, Masculine) Kids T-Shirt

Description: לוחם צדק חברתי Lokhem tsedek khevrati, social justice warrior.

Tags: judaism, jewish, ivrit, reclaiming, leftism
Social Justice Warrior (Hebrew, Feminine) Kids T-Shirt

Description: לוחמת צדק חברתי Lokhemet tsedek khevrati, social justice warrior.

Tags: ivrit, jewish, judaism, social justice warrior, justice
This Machine Kills Fascists (Ladino) Kids T-Shirt

Description: This machine kills fascists. איסטה מאקינה מאטה אה לוס פﬞאשיסטוס. Esta makina mata a los fashistos. All profits from Ladino merchandise are periodically donated to Sephardic organizations; past donations went to the SJBA's Crisis Fund and esefarad.com.

Tags: anarchism, antifa, antifascist, guitar, leftism
This Machine Kills Fascists (Hebrew) Kids T-Shirt

Description: This machine kills fascists. המכונה הזו הורגת פשיסטים. Hamekhona hazo horeget fashistim.

Tags: antifa, jewish socialism, this machine kills fascists, jewish, jewish leftism
This Machine Kills Fascists (Yiddish) Kids T-Shirt

Description: This machine kills fascists. אָט די מאַשין הרגעט פֿאַשיסטן. Ot di mashin harget fashistn.

Tags: antifascist, jewish anarchism, jewish, jewish leftism, guitar
Pharisee Kids T-Shirt

Description: Pharisees are good, actually. Show your Pharisee pride.

Tags: jew, reclaiming, hebrews, israelites, pharisee
Shebrew/Herbrew (Genderqueer Colors) Kids T-Shirt

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Shebrew/Herbrew! This alternate color scheme has colors from the genderqueer flag instead of the transfeminine flag.

Tags: transgender pride, jewish humor, pronouns, mtf, trans women

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