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I'm A Cat (High Valyrian) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Kēli iksan. "I'm a cat" in High Valyrian.

Tags: artlang, cat, cats, conlang, constructed language
Naskitaj por morti, mondo estas fek' Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Esperanta versio de la fama memea ĉemizo. Naskitaj por morti, mondo estas fek', mortigu ĉiujn 1989, mi estas rubulo, 410 757 864 530 mortintaj policanoj!

Tags: born to die world is a fuck, humor, internet memes, jokes, language
Nascite pro morir, mundo es un merda Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Nascite pro morir, mundo es un merda, mori totos 1989, io es persona sin valor, 410,767,864,530 policieros morte

Tags: animal, auxlang, born to die world is a fuck, conlang, cute
Naseda per mori, mundo es un merda Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: NASEDA PER MORI, MUNDO ES UN MERDA, 新通用语 Mori Tota Los 1989, Me es person dejetada, 410,757,864,530 POLISIORES MOR

Tags: auxlang, born to die world is a fuck, conlang, constructed language, constructed languages
Naseda per mori, mundo es un merda Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: NASEDA PER MORI, MUNDO ES UN MERDA, 新通用语 Mori Tota Los 1989, Me es person dejetada, 410,757,864,530 POLISIORES MOR

Tags: auxlang, born to die world is a fuck, conlang, constructed language, constructed languages
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen pona) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 tenpo pini la mi moli e jan ali. mi jan jaki. jan lawa moli mute mute mute mute mute.

Tags: artlang, born to die world is a fuck, conlang, constructed language, funny
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen pona) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 tenpo pini la mi moli e jan ali. mi jan jaki. jan lawa moli mute mute mute mute mute.

Tags: artlang, born to die world is a fuck, conlang, constructed language, funny
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen suwi version by nasa Lipuli) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 sike luka luka ale luka tu tu ale mute mute mute mute luka luka luka tu tu la o moli e ale. mi jan jaki. jan moli lawa mute mute ale ale ale ale ale wan ale ale ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale ale mute mute luka luka ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale mute mute mute mute ale ale luka wan ale ale mute mute ale luka ale mute luka luka. sitelen suwi version and altered translation by nasa Lipuli.

Tags: artlang, born to die world is a fuck, conlang, constructed language, funny
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen suwi version by nasa Lipuli) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 sike luka luka ale luka tu tu ale mute mute mute mute luka luka luka tu tu la o moli e ale. mi jan jaki. jan moli lawa mute mute ale ale ale ale ale wan ale ale ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale ale mute mute luka luka ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale mute mute mute mute ale ale luka wan ale ale mute mute ale luka ale mute luka luka. sitelen suwi version and altered translation by nasa Lipuli.

Tags: artlang, born to die world is a fuck, conlang, constructed language, funny
Burning the American Flag Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Burn 'em if you got 'em.

Tags: american flag, anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, anti gop
Newsome Likes Them Young Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Although Gavin Newsom doesn't think young adults can consent to receive life-saving healthcare, he does think they can consent to sex with him. When he was 39, he dated a 19-year-old. Yet he wants to ban gender transition under the age of 26.

Tags: anti gavin newsom, left, left wing, newsom likes them young, newsom sucks
Newsom Likes Them Young, But Without Bodily Autonomy Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Newsom likes them young (19 when he was 39), but he doesn't want them to have bodily autonomy or get life-saving medical care. Newsom is a creep. Don't vote for Newsom.

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, anti gavin, democrat, gavin
Never Newsom (Pan Pride Colors) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Show your support as a pan person for trans and unhoused people by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom. Heck, for all I know, by the time you've read this description, he'll have become panphobic, too.

Tags: anti gavin newsom, anti homelessness, anti newsom, authenticity, compassion
Never Newsom (Bi Pride Colors) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Show your support as a bi person for trans and unhoused people by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom. Heck, for all I know, by the time you've read this description, he'll have become biphobic, too.

Tags: anti gavin newsom, anti homelessness, anti newsom, authenticity, bi
Never Newsom (Trans Pride Colors) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Show your support for the trans community by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom.

Tags: anti gavin newsom, anti homelessness, anti newsom, authenticity, compassion
Never Newsom (LGBTQ Pride Colors) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Show your support for the LGBTQ community by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom.

Tags: anti gavin newsom, anti homelessness, anti newsom, authenticity, compassion
Make Pride A Riot Again Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Make Pride a riot again.

Tags: bisexual, gay, lesbian, lgbt, lgbtq
Raised Fist With Footlong Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: A raised fist holding today's symbol of resistance, the footlong submarine sandwich.

Tags: anarchism, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifascist
Trump Is A Pedo (Vietnamese) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Trump là người ái nhi. Trump is a pedophile.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti pedophilia, anti trump, child safety, conspiracy
Property Is Theft (Globasa) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Milki sen cori. "Property is theft" in Globasa.

Tags: anarchism, anarchist, anarcho communist, anarchy, ancom
Anarkiismo (Globasa) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Basili principi de anarkiismo: antiawtoritaya, huru asosya, sekrasi, sohosahay, huruya ji alo globa.

Tags: anarchism, anarchy, anarki, another world is possible, anti authortiarianism
Anarkiismo (Esperanto) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Bazaj principoj de anarkiismo: kontraŭaŭtoritatismo, libera asocio, memrego, interhelpo, libereco kaj alia mondo.

Tags: anarchism, anarchy, another world is possible, anti authortiarianism, esperanto
World Citizen (Globasa) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The word "world citizen" in Globasa: globayen, lit. "world person".

Tags: alterglobalism, alterglobalization, conlang, cosmopolitan, earth
Arm the Dolls Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Protect the dolls, and they will be protected for a day. Arm the dolls, and they will be armed for a lifetime.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, arm the dolls
God Is Agender (Globasa) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: A fairly uncontroversial statement: God has no gender, which means he's agender, which also means he's trans.

Tags: agender, conlang, enby, faith, genderless
Wes Streeting Is A Shtick Dreck Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: "Ves Striting iz a shtik drek," which is Yiddish for "Wes Streeting is a shtick dreck."

Tags: anti labour, anti streeting, anti tory, anti wes streeting, corbyn
Keir Starmer Is A Shtick Dreck Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: "Kir Starmer iz a shtik drek," which is Yiddish for "Kier Starmer is a shtick dreck."

Tags: anti labour, anti starmer, anti tory, corbyn, hebrew israelite
GOP = Gang of Pedos Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: GOP stands for gang of pedos. Every day another Republican proves this true. Right now, that includes Donald Trump.

Tags: anti conservative, anti maga, anti pedophilia, anti republican, anti trump
Don't Talk To Cops Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Don't talk to the cops. Shut the fuck up.

Tags: anti cop, anti police, be quiet, class interests, community safety
Trump Is A Pedo (Arabic) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: ترامب هو متحرش بالأطفال. Trump is a child molester.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti patriarchy, anti pedophile, arabi, arabic
Trump Killed Epstein (Arabic) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: ترامب قتل إبستين. Trump killed Epstein.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti patriarchy, anti pedophile, anti trump, arabi
Trump Killed Epstein (Vietnamese) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Trump đã giết Epstein. Trump killed Epstein.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti pedophilia, anti trump, child safety, conspiracy
Trump Killed Epstein (Tagalog) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Pinatay ni Trump si Epstein. Trump killed Epstein.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti patriarchy, anti trump, child safety, conservatives are pedophiles
Trump Killed Epstein (Chinese) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: 特朗普杀了爱泼斯坦。Tè lǎng pǔ shāle ài pō sītǎn. Trump killed Epstein.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti patriarchy, anti pedophile, anti trump, child safety
We Will Outlive Them (Yiddish, Trans Colors Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish anti-Nazi slogan meaning "We will outlive them," with a symbol of Jewish anti-authoritarian resistance, in the trans pride colors.

Tags: anti authoritarian, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, antifa
We Will Outlive Them (Yiddish) Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish anti-Nazi slogan meaning "We will outlive them," with a symbol of Jewish anti-authoritarian resistance.

Tags: anti authoritarian, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, antifa

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