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Description: Bored of the same old nonsense? Tell them: I wish you would identify as an original joke.

Description: A pride item for Klingon speakers and fans. True warriors come in all kinds.

Description: "Donald Trump iz a shtik drek" (דאָנאַלד טראָמפּ איז אַ שטיק דרעק), which is Yiddish for "Donald Trump is a shtick drek", with an illustration of Donald Trump as a shtick drek.

Description: English is a coloniser language. ענגליש איז אַ קאָלאָניאַליסטישע שפּראַך.

Description: Progress pride merch for Klingon speakers and fans. True warriors come in all kinds.

Description: An item with the colors of the original 8-color pride flag from 1978.

Description: The Hebrew word "love" (אהבה, ahava, ahavo) in gay man pride colors.

Description: יהודי גאה. yehudí ge'é. Proud Jew.

Description: An image of a "retro 8" LGBTQ pride flag with an anarchist black cat added.

Description: זה פה רק להפחיד אנטישמים. Ze po rak lehafkhid antishemim. This is only here to scare antisemites.

Description: "I was doing horse drugs before it was cool" above a drawing of a ketamine molecule.

Description: "Feygele" — Yiddish for "little bird," also a reclaimed term for a gay or queer person — in lavender, long a symbol of queer identity even before the rainbow flag existed. Whether you're a little bird or a very queer individual, this is for you.

Description: The Toki Pona word for "nonbinary" (tonsi) in the nonbinary pride colors.

Description: Iste machina occide fascistas. This machine kills fascists.

Description: The Toki Pona word "kule," meaning "color," "colorful," or "LGBTQ," in the colors of the rainbow flag.

Description: "Feygele" — Yiddish for "little bird," also a reclaimed term for a gay man — in the colors of the gay men's pride flag. Whether you're a little bird or a very queer individual, this is for you.

Description: The word "diaspora" was originally used for the scattering of Jews from Eretz Yisroel. Show your pride in belonging to the original diaspora.

Description: sina sona e ni la sina nasa mute. If you understand this, you're very strange.

Description: The meaning of Chanukah: violent anti-imperialism leads to miracles.

Description: In this house we support abortion on demand, drag queen story hour, flag burning, free crackpipes, free healthcare, legal drugs, open borders, police abolition, prison abolition, squatting, trans athletes, and unlimited genders.

Description: Disarm the police; arm trans people.

Description: Leave kids alone.

Description: "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish antifascist slogan meaning "We will outlive them," with a symbol of Jewish anti-fascist action, all in the pride colors.

Description: A hippo in trans pride colors.

Description: The word "bottom" in English, Chinese, Spanish, Russian, and Japanese.

Description: The word "bottom" in English, Chinese, Spanish, Russian, and Japanese.

Description: "1312" in hexadecimal (0x520).

Description: Antisemitism is both immoral and incorrect.

Description: קאָמוניזם וועט זיך מתגבר זײַן. komunizm vet zikh misgaber zayn. Communism will prevail. Note: this isn't a statement in support of any of the states run by so-called "communist parties," where communism is obviously nowhere close to prevailing.

Description: For Jews who've reJewvenated themselves, or been reJewvenated by someone else.

Description: As the old saying goes, Quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum videtur. Few things demonstrate this better than the phrase "We live in a society" in Latin.

Description: wawa o lon poka sina. May the Force Be With You.

Description: wawa o lon poka sina. May the Force Be With You.

Description: Right-wing conspiracy theories make the best band names.

Description: English is a coloniser language! אנגלית היא שפה קולוניאליסטית! ענגליש איז אַ קאָלאָניאַליסטישע שפּראַך!

Description: קי לה פﬞואירסה איסטי קון טי. Ke la Fuersa este kon ti. "May the Force Be With You" in Ladino.