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Description: A mashup of the Globasa and lesbian pride flag designs.

Description: A kitten with the word "she" in the corner.

Description: A paw in the retro pride colors, for queer furries and other queer animal lovers.

Description: A hippo in pride colors.

Description: "Todos los policías son bastardos" — la consigna detrás de las siglas ACAB, ampliamente usada en pintadas y protestas contra la brutalidad policial en toda Hispanoamérica y España.

Description: ghan'Iq muS Hoch - "Everyone hates the police" in Klingon, a translation of the French "tout le monde déteste la police."

Description: "פּוטין איז אַ פּאַסקודניאַק" (Putin iz a paskudnyak) — "Putin is a vile/disgusting person" in Yiddish, the Yiddish equivalent of "Putin khuylo," a viral Ukrainian anti-Putin chant that began at a 2014 football match and spread into an international protest slogan. The original Ukrainian appears on the back of the T-shirt.

Description: The Hebrew word for "alive" (חי, chai, ḥai) in the retro 8-color pride colors.

Description: גם זה תורה. gam ze tora. This, too, is Torah.

Description: The Hebrew word for "alive" (חי, chai, ḥai) in the queer anarchist colors.

Description: Just a silly animal like you. soweli nasa taso sama sina.

Description: "jan lawa ale li jan ike" — "All cops are bastards" in Toki Pona, a minimalist constructed language with about 120 words.

Description: A hippo in the "Progress" variant of the LGBTQ pride colors.

Description: Don't just peepee: go the extra mile and poopoo.

Description: Don't just peepee: go the extra mile and poopoo.

Description: "petaQ chaH Hoch ghan'Iq yaS'e'" — "All Cops Are Bastards" in Klingon, the constructed language from Star Trek.

Description: "Вільну Палестину!" (Vilnu Palestynu!) — "Free Palestine!" in Ukrainian. On the T-shirt only, the back says "Glory to Ukraine" in Arabic.

Description: A kitten with the word "he" in the corner.

Description: Poo or poo not. There is no pee.

Description: "טודוס לוס פוליסייאס סון מחורמים" — "Todos los polisiyas son mehoramim" — "All cops are bastards" in Ladino (Judeo-Spanish), using mehoramim — a Hebrew-component plural, from מוחרם ("banned/excommunicated one") — for "bastards." In the Rashi script.

Description: Poo or poo not. There is no pee.

Description: God is not a Muslim. Tell the world.

Description: "Minden zsaru rohadék" — "All cops are bastards" in Hungarian, a real chant sung by football ultras and also the official Hungarian title of the Italian film and Netflix series A.C.A.B.

Description: פלסטין חופשית. Falastin khofshit. "Free Palestine" in Hebrew.

Description: "פוטין הוא בן זונה" (Putin hu ben zona) — "Putin is a son of a bitch" in Hebrew, the Hebrew equivalent of "Putin khuylo," a viral Ukrainian anti-Putin chant that began at a 2014 football match and spread into an international protest slogan. The original Ukrainian appears on the back of the T-shirt.

Description: "Putin on mulkku" — "Putin is a dick" in Finnish, the Finnish equivalent of "Putin khuylo," a viral Ukrainian anti-Putin chant that began at a 2014 football match and spread into an international protest slogan. On the back of the T-shirt only, the original Ukrainian also appears.

Description: Egal welche Art von Juden dir nicht gefällt, ich bin die Art. "Whatever kind of Jew you don't like, I'm that kind" in German.

Description: Xukra, me nefra to. "Thanks, I hate it" in Globasa.

Description: Xukra, me nefra to. "Thanks, I hate it" in Globasa.

Description: God is not a Muslim. Tell the world.

Description: Show your pride in being part of the Globohomo™ elite.

Description: Xanti? Kam yu Globasa? Peace! Do you speak Globasa?

Description: Dios no es un cristiano.

Description: « Tous les flics sont des bâtards » — un slogan scandé lors des manifestations partout en France.

Description: Socialism is when the government does stuff, and the more stuff the government does, the socialister it is. OpenDyslexic version.

Description: Dios no es cristiano.