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Description: "טודוס לוס פוליסייאס סון מחורמים" — "Todos los polisiyas son mehoramim" — "All cops are bastards" in Ladino (Judeo-Spanish), using mehoramim — a Hebrew-component plural, from מוחרם ("banned/excommunicated one") — for "bastards." In the Rashi script.

Description: "petaQ chaH Hoch ghan'Iq yaS'e'" — "All Cops Are Bastards" in Klingon, the constructed language from Star Trek.

Description: "jan lawa ale li jan ike" — "All cops are bastards" in Toki Pona, a minimalist constructed language with about 120 words.

Description: "Todos los policías son bastardos" — la consigna detrás de las siglas ACAB, ampliamente usada en pintadas y protestas contra la brutalidad policial en toda Hispanoamérica y España.

Description: "כל השוטרים הם נבלות" (Kol HaShotrim Hem Nevalot) — "All Cops Are Bastards" in Hebrew.

Description: « Palestine Libre » — un cri de ralliement entendu dans les manifestations pro-palestiniennes à travers le monde francophone, de Paris à Montréal.

Description: "Вільну Палестину!" (Vilnu Palestynu!) — "Free Palestine!" in Ukrainian.

Description: "パレスチナを解放せよ" (Paresuchina o kaihō seyo) — "Free Palestine" in Japanese, echoing chants heard at real solidarity demonstrations in Tokyo.

Description: "Szabad Palesztinát!" — "Free Palestine!" in Hungarian, an actual chant used at pro-Palestine demonstrations from Budapest to London.

Description: פאליסטינה ליברי" (Palestina libre) — "Free Palestine" in Ladino (Judeo-Spanish), written in the Rashi script.

Description: "tlhabjaj vIlaStIn" - "Free Palestine" in Klingon, the constructed language from Star Trek.

Description: "Palestina libre" — un llamado a la libertad de Palestina, en español.

Description: "Lo kesir pikībagon kostā, beka iksō daor" — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in High Valyrian, the constructed language from Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon.

Description: "Lo kesir pikībagon kostā, beka iksō daor" — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in High Valyrian, the constructed language from Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon.

Description: I hope the ball goes. Into the thing. Or past the line. Or wherever it's supposed to go — you know, for the points. Go team.

Description: קיר סטארמער איז אַ שטיק דרעק — Kir Starmer iz a shtik drek. Yiddish for "Keir Starmer is a piece of shit" — in trans pride colors, for a Prime Minister whose government bent over backwards to be cruel to trans people.

Description: וועס סטריטינג איז אַ שטיק דרעק — Ves Striting iz a shtik drek. Yiddish for "Wes Streeting is a piece of shit" — in trans pride colors, for the "Labour" Health Secretary who governed trans healthcare access into the ground.

Description: Let people know you've already been rectally probed by ICE with this darkly satirical message.

Description: "Txo ngal fì'ut tslivam, nga hek nìtxan" — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in Na'vi, the constructed language from Avatar.

Description: "Txo ngal fì'ut tslivam, nga hek nìtxan" — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in Na'vi, the constructed language from Avatar.

Description: "Ede va batcoba doplekul, til divulapaf" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Kotava, a constructed international auxiliary language notable for its a priori vocabulary (built from scratch rather than borrowed from existing languages).

Description: "Ede va batcoba doplekul, til divulapaf" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Kotava, a constructed international auxiliary language notable for its a priori vocabulary (built from scratch rather than borrowed from existing languages).

Description: The Hebrew word “justice” (צדק, tsedek, sedek, ṣedeq) in the green anarchist colors.

Description: The Hebrew word “justice” (צדק, tsedek, sedek, ṣedeq) in the anarchafeminist colors.

Description: "Hash yer tiholi jin, hash yer qemmemmo sekosshi" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Dothraki, the constructed language from Game of Thrones.

Description: "Hash yer tiholi jin, hash yer qemmemmo sekosshi" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Dothraki, the constructed language from Game of Thrones.

Description: "hôn fos nîmû li hêfîn ôfo, nîmû li gonzîl êto" — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in Hisyeo, an extremely obscure constructed language and a Tokiponido (a language built on Toki Pona's design principles).

Description: "hôn fos nîmû li hêfîn ôfo, nîmû li gonzîl êto" — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in Hisyeo, an extremely obscure constructed language and a Tokiponido (a language built on Toki Pona's design principles).

Description: "ɵ̄ʃ ʌ ʌſ ʋȷ ʜ̄ȷ ōı ƨȷ، ʌſ ʋȷ xıxſɕ ʋ̄" (Likanu script) / "hon ta tu le pen in ne, tu le kikuwa lan" (Latin) — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in Kokanu, a minimalist constructed language built on Toki Pona's design principles (a Tokiponido).

Description: "ɵ̄ʃ ʌ ʌſ ʋȷ ʜ̄ȷ ōı ƨȷ، ʌſ ʋȷ xıxſɕ ʋ̄" (Likanu script) / "hon ta tu le pen in ne, tu le kikuwa lan" (Latin) — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in Kokanu, a minimalist constructed language built on Toki Pona's design principles (a Tokiponido).

Description: Sili to pochuye xiting, to pagal. If you understand this, you're nuts.

Description: "va'o lo nu do smujmi ti kei do mutce cizra" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Lojban, a logical constructed language designed around formal predicate logic.

Description: "va'o lo nu do smujmi ti kei do mutce cizra" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Lojban, a logical constructed language designed around formal predicate logic.

Description: "If suemol atosi, binol vemo bisarik" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Volapük, a 19th-century constructed international auxiliary language.

Description: "If suemol atosi, binol vemo bisarik" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Volapük, a 19th-century constructed international auxiliary language.

Description: "Qui hanyal sina, lal na sanya" — "If you understand this, you're not normal" in Quenya (Tengwar script), Tolkien's Elvish language from The Lord of the Rings.