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Peace (Toki Pona) Shorts

Description: The term "peace" in Toki Pona (utala ala), represented by intersecting checkmarks (utala) with a money pattern and overlapped by an X (ala) with a tie-dye pattern. A stylized form of sitelen pona.

Tags: alphabet, anti capitalism, anti capitalist, anti war, harmony
Go To Horny Jail (Yiddish) Shorts

Description: "Go to horny jail" in Yiddish. גיי אין דער חשק־תּפֿיסה.

Tags: bonk, funny, jew, jewish, meme
Go To Horny Jail (Klingon) Shorts

Description: "Go to horny jail" in Klingon. HuywI' bIghHa' yIjaH!

Tags: bonk, funny, meme, sci fi, trek
Toki Pona Trans Pride Shorts

Description: Trans pride merch for Toki Pona speakers and fans. tonsi li pona.

Tags: lgbtq, lgbtqia, pride flag, queer, rainbow
Toki Pona Bi Pride Shorts

Description: Bi pride merch for Toki Pona speakers and fans. kule li pona.

Tags: bi pride, bisexual, bisexuality, equality, language
Toki Pona Philadelphia Pride Shorts

Description: Philadelphia Pride merch for Toki Pona speakers and fans. kule li pona.

Tags: gay, lesbian, lgbtq, lgbtqia, pride flag
Take Your Meds (Klingon) Shorts

Description: HerghlIj yIghup! "Take your meds" in Klingon.

Tags: disability, health, medication, medicine, mental health
Intersex-Inclusive Jewish Progress Pride Shorts

Description: An intersex-inclusive version of the Jewish Progress Pride design by Keshet.

Tags: bisexual, gay, intersex, lesbian, lgbtq
Toki Pona Progress Pride Shorts

Description: Progress pride merch for Toki Pona speakers and fans. kule li pona.

Tags: gay, lesbian, lgbtq, lgbtqia, pride flag
Klingon Progress Pride Shorts

Description: Progress pride merch for Klingon speakers and fans. True warriors come in all kinds.

Tags: gay, lesbian, lgbtq, lgbtqia, pride flag
Toki Pona Pride Shorts

Description: Pride merch for Toki Pona speakers and fans. kule li pona.

Tags: gay, lesbian, lgbtq, lgbtqia, pride flag
Bi Klingon Pride Shorts

Description: A bisexual pride flag item for Klingon speakers and fans. A true warrior will spar with any gender.

Tags: bisexual, bisexual pride, bisexuality, klingon, lgbtq
I'm A Jew (Lojban) Shorts

Description: "I'm a Jew" in Lojban — mi bropre. Bropre is a lujvo built from xebro ("Hebrew, Jew") and prenu ("person"): literally, "Hebrew-person."

Tags: hebrew, jew, jewish, jewish pride, judaism
Transgender Klingon Pride Shorts

Description: A transgender pride flag item for Klingon speakers and fans. True warriors come in all genders.

Tags: lgbtq, lgbtqia, pride flag, queer, rainbow
Take Your Meds (Toki Pona) Shorts

Description: o moku e misikeke sina. "Take your meds" in Toki Pona.

Tags: health, mental health, neurodiversity, reminder, take your meds
Take Your Meds (Toki Pona) Shorts

Description: o moku e misikeke sina. "Take your meds" in Toki Pona.

Tags: health, mental health, neurodiversity, reminder, take your meds
Klingon Pride Shorts

Description: A pride item for Klingon speakers and fans. True warriors come in all kinds.

Tags: gay, lesbian, lgbtq, lgbtqia, pride flag
I'm A Cat (Basque) Shorts

Description: Katu bat naiz. "I'm a cat" in Basque.

Tags: animal, cat, furry, furry fandom, linguistics
Trump Wasn't Shot Shorts

Description: Trump wasn't shot. And he was wrong about everything.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti fascist, conspiracy, conspiracy theory
TV Lies - The 80s Sucked Shorts

Description: TV lies - whether it's the TV from the 80s, or modern nostalgia TV. One of the only things a certain show gets right about the 80s is the monsters. The 80s sucked.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s nostalgia, authentic, authenticity
Testosterone: It's Simple Biology Shorts

Description: Testosterone: it's simple biology. Maybe you shouldn't have stopped after eighth grade.

Tags: biology, chemistry, equality, formula, lgbtq
I'm A Cat (High Valyrian) Shorts

Description: Kēli iksan. "I'm a cat" in High Valyrian.

Tags: cat, cat lover, cats, dragon, fantasy
Naskitaj por morti, mondo estas fek' Shorts

Description: Esperanta versio de la fama memea ĉemizo. Naskitaj por morti, mondo estas fek', mortigu ĉiujn 1989, mi estas rubulo, 410 757 864 530 mortintaj policanoj!

Tags: cynical, dark humor, existential, humor, internet memes
Nascite pro morir, mundo es un merda Shorts

Description: Nascite pro morir, mundo es un merda, mori totos 1989, io es persona sin valor, 410,767,864,530 policieros morte

Tags: animal, cute, cynical, dark humor, existential
Naseda per mori, mundo es un merda Shorts

Description: NASEDA PER MORI, MUNDO ES UN MERDA, 新通用语 Mori Tota Los 1989, Me es person dejetada, 410,757,864,530 POLISIORES MOR

Tags: culture, cynical, dark humor, europe, existential
Naseda per mori, mundo es un merda Shorts

Description: NASEDA PER MORI, MUNDO ES UN MERDA, 新通用语 Mori Tota Los 1989, Me es person dejetada, 410,757,864,530 POLISIORES MOR

Tags: culture, cynical, dark humor, europe, existential
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen pona) Shorts

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 tenpo pini la mi moli e jan ali. mi jan jaki. jan lawa moli mute mute mute mute mute.

Tags: alphabet, dark humor, engrish, existential, funny
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen pona) Shorts

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 tenpo pini la mi moli e jan ali. mi jan jaki. jan lawa moli mute mute mute mute mute.

Tags: artlang, born to die world is a fuck, conlang, constructed language, funny
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen suwi version by nasa Lipuli) Shorts

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 sike luka luka ale luka tu tu ale mute mute mute mute luka luka luka tu tu la o moli e ale. mi jan jaki. jan moli lawa mute mute ale ale ale ale ale wan ale ale ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale ale mute mute luka luka ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale mute mute mute mute ale ale luka wan ale ale mute mute ale luka ale mute luka luka. sitelen suwi version and altered translation by nasa Lipuli.

Tags: alphabet, dark humor, existential, funny, hieroglyphics
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen suwi version by nasa Lipuli) Shorts

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 sike luka luka ale luka tu tu ale mute mute mute mute luka luka luka tu tu la o moli e ale. mi jan jaki. jan moli lawa mute mute ale ale ale ale ale wan ale ale ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale ale mute mute luka luka ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale mute mute mute mute ale ale luka wan ale ale mute mute ale luka ale mute luka luka. sitelen suwi version and altered translation by nasa Lipuli.

Tags: alphabet, dark humor, existential, funny, hieroglyphics
Burning the American Flag Shorts

Description: Burn 'em if you got 'em.

Tags: american flag, anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, anti gop
Newsome Likes Them Young Shorts

Description: Although Gavin Newsom doesn't think young adults can consent to receive life-saving healthcare, he does think they can consent to sex with him. When he was 39, he dated a 19-year-old. Yet he wants to ban gender transition under the age of 26.

Tags: left, left wing, pride, queer, queer liberation
Newsom Likes Them Young, But Without Bodily Autonomy Shorts

Description: Newsom likes them young (19 when he was 39), but he doesn't want them to have bodily autonomy or get life-saving medical care. Newsom is a creep. Don't vote for Newsom.

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, campaign, democrat, gavin
Never Newsom (Pan Pride Colors) Shorts

Description: Show your support as a pan person for trans and unhoused people by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom. Heck, for all I know, by the time you've read this description, he'll have become panphobic, too.

Tags: authenticity, compassion, lgbtq, pan, pansexual
Never Newsom (Bi Pride Colors) Shorts

Description: Show your support as a bi person for trans and unhoused people by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom. Heck, for all I know, by the time you've read this description, he'll have become biphobic, too.

Tags: authenticity, bisexual, compassion, lgbtq, pride
Never Newsom (Trans Pride Colors) Shorts

Description: Show your support for the trans community by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom.

Tags: authenticity, compassion, pride, trans ally, trans pride

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