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ACAB, Including Tankies! Shorts

Description: All cops are bastards, including tankie cops. That should go without saying, yet tankies have somehow seen fit to appropriate the slogan ACAB while defending the crimes of the pigs in so-called "Communist" regimes.

Tags: fuck 12, 1312, anarchocommunism, anarchism, anti tankie
Actually You DON'T Have An Inalienable Right To Spread Diseases Shorts

Description: Actually, you DON'T have an inalienable right to spread diseases. That would be what you don't-tread-on-me types call an infringement of other people's right to life.

Tags: anti far right, epidemiology, anti ancap, science, epidemic
Only Tread On Me With Viruses, No Cloth!!!! Shorts

Description: Only tread on me with viruses, no cloth!!!! If I can't see it, it isn't treading.

Tags: satire, humor, gadsden flag, virus, viruses
Shambes Shorts

Description: The stonks guy wearing a yarmulke and saying, "Shambes."

Tags: stonks guy, shabbes, meme man, stonks, yarmulke
Notorious A.C.A.B. Shorts

Description: Show your support and respect for the Notorious A.C.A.B..

Tags: all cops are bastards, notorious acab, anarchocommunism, notorious, ancom
Stop The Carnage, End Gender Reveal Parties Shorts

Description: Find something less violent to do, like antifa.

Tags: safety, antifa, gender reveal, humor, rainbow
I Just Queered The Fuck Out Of This Room Shorts

Description: I queer the fuck out of any room I go into.

Tags: lgbtqia, lesbian, gay, bi, lgbtq
The Jorts House Shorts

Description: The Jorts House: a three-headed spiraling bear creature from France.

Tags: dada, absurd, nonsense, bear, bearnado
La sola bona faŝisto estas mortinta faŝisto Shorts

Description: Montru vian esperantismon kaj kontraŭfaŝismon!

Tags: livismo, anti fascist, kontrau fashismo, kontraufashista, anarkiismo
Better Bread Than Dead Shorts

Description: "Better bread than dead." -Peter Kropotkin

Tags: communism, ancom, peter kropotkin, anarchism, libertarian socialism
Suffering Isn't A Mitzvah Shorts

Description: לײַדן איז נישט קיין מצװה. Laydn iz nisht keyn mitzve. Suffering isn't a mitzvah; that's a goyishe zach.

Tags: suffering is not a virtue, anti capitalism, jewish, suffering, judaism
The Real Jews Are The Jews Shorts

Description: Wake up, sheeple! The real Jews are the Jews, and a disturbing number of powerful people are conspiring to cover this up. It's weird to have to say that Jews/Hebrews are the real Jews/Hebrews, but it's increasingly necessary nowadays. This is why the Jews are tired.

Tags: real jews, real hebrews, real israelites, true israelites, hebrew
Bisexual Pride Shorts

Description: Now you can have an image of the public-domain bisexual pride flag on any item of your choosing.

Tags: bi, bi flag, bisexual, bisexual flag, bisexual pride
Theybrew/Thembrew Shorts

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Theybrew/Thembrew!

Tags: transgender, jewish, nonbinary jews, trans jews, jewish humor
Shebrew/Herbrew Shorts

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Shebrew/Herbrew!

Tags: jewish humor, trans, transfemme, jewish, transfeminine
Ask Me About My Diachronic Conlang Family Shorts

Description: How many days do you have?

Tags: linguistics, conlanging, artlang, languages, language
Chai - Jewish Life Symbol (Paleo-Hebrew) Shorts

Description: The word "living" in the Paleo-Hebrew alphabet.

Tags: chai, hebrew, jew, jewish, judaism
Fek al Trump Shorts

Description: Fek al Trump! Li estas terura merdulo. Jen fotografo de li kun la supera teksto, "Fek Al Trump". Nu, fakte la bildo estas emoĝia fekaĵo, iom modifita por simili al li, sed ĉu la diferenco gravas?

Tags: rezisto, antifascist, antifa, kontraufashista, kontraufashismo
Fight Antisemitism - Read Another Book! Shorts

Description: Nudge resistance libs to fight antisemitism by reading another book.

Tags: jewish, solidarity, anti antisemitism, leftism, progressive
ACAB Cab Shorts

Description: A cab that says ACAB instead of TAXI.

Tags: pun, 1312, taxi, anti authority, taxi cab
Poop On Ancraps Shorts

Description: Poop on ancraps, says Comrade Birb of the Local Flying Poopers Collective.

Tags: leftist humor, anti ancrap, leftist, anarchist humor, ancom
Poop On Pigs Shorts

Description: Poop on pigs, says Comrade Birb of the Local Flying Poopers Collective.

Tags: fuck 12, 1312, anarcho communism, socialism, anarchism
You're Not A Real Gatekeeper Shorts

Description: You're not a real gatekeeper. You're fake. Just pretending to be a gatekeeper because it's cool and trendy. I bet you can't even name three gates.

Tags: gatekeeping gatekeeping, meta, sarcasm, sarcastic, humor
Sometimes I Can Word, Sometimes I Don't Shorts

Description: Sometimes I can word, sometimes I don't.

Tags: author, english, awkward, neurodivergence, poetry
Berni ken nokh gevinen in 2016 Shorts

Description: Berni 2016: er ken nokh gevinen. בערני 2016: ער קען נאָך געווינען. Bernie 2016: he can still win.

Tags: irony, political, retro, sarcasm, political satire
Hablo inglés con fluidez. / I don't speak any English. Shorts

Description: Hablo inglés con fluidez. I don't speak any English.

Tags: internacional, bilingual, fuera el imperialismo, derechos linguisticos, antiimperialismo linguistico
Tankies Are Wannabe Cops Shorts

Description: Tankies are wannabe cops: it's true. Spread the word.

Tags: dividing the left, left disunity, leftism, anarchist, left
The World Is A Világ Shorts

Description: In Hungarian, the world is truly a világ. Let a világ know.

Tags: language, hungarian pride, magyar, multilingual pun, languages
Support Trans Liberation - Read Another Book! Shorts

Description: Nudge resistance libs to support trans liberation by reading another book.

Tags: trans, queer as in fuck you, queer, lgbtq, trans liberation
Peek Keen An Narry Ory Shorts

Description: Peek Keen An Narry Ory: a sbubby pordocon.

Tags: internet humor, internet culture, keep calm, funny, shitpost
Drinking Bleach To Own The Libs Shorts

Description: Drinking bleach to own the libs: the ultimate expression of MAGA ideology. Don't try this ever. It's a terrible idea.

Tags: antifascist, anti fascist, fuck trump, satire, politics
Being Queer Is Good, Actually Shorts

Description: Being queer is good, actually. You know it, but not everyone does. Let them know with this design incorporating a "Rainbow Caticorn" by Schade of openclipart.org.

Tags: cat, caticorn, adorable, unicorn, rainbow
Je parle couramment l'anglais / I don't speak any English Shorts

Description: Je parle couramment l'anglais. I don't speak any English.

Tags: bilingue, bilingual, francophonia, linguistic humor, francophonie
Pharisee Shorts

Description: Pharisees are good, actually. Show your Pharisee pride.

Tags: jew, reclaiming, hebrews, israelites, pharisee
Shebrew/Herbrew (Genderqueer Colors) Shorts

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Shebrew/Herbrew! This alternate color scheme has colors from the genderqueer flag instead of the transfeminine flag.

Tags: transgender pride, jewish humor, pronouns, mtf, trans women
Hebrew/Himbrew (Genderqueer Colors) Shorts

Description: Indicate your pronouns and your Jewishness: Hebrew/Himbrew! This alternate color scheme has colors from the genderqueer flag instead of the transmasculine flag.

Tags: transmasculine, transmasc, judaism, transgender, ftm

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