Shorts

Description: I wish you would identify as an original joke.

Description: As American patriot George Orville once said, "Literally 1984." It's a shame we've lost sight of this in these trying times of the media and leftists.

Description: For mentally ill tranny demon hackers to show our pride.

Description: For bi antifascists.

Description: Di beste bobe oyf der velt. די בעסטע באָבע אויף דער וועלט. The best grandmother in the world.

Description: Gluten is literally seitan! Spread the word!

Description: Varo kun bildo de la flago de GLAT-aj esperantistoj.

Description: Haec machina fascistas interficit. This machine kills fascists.

Description: For people who are 100% Trans Fat.

Description: For people who are 100% Trans Fat.

Description: Pay Congress minimum wage and watch how fast things change. Just bring this up to the people in charge of Congress's wages, who are... wait... God dammit.

Description: Shatter stereotypes: you don't always know who a changeling is. A changeling could be anyone, even the person you least suspect. This is what a changeling looks like.

Description: The classic initialism "t4t" in the transfeminine colors.

Description: Are you a concerned Jewish Cat Mother who cares about your ketslekh? Say it proudly.

Description: Any time I hear myself saying "everything's fine" I want to hear the narrator saying, "But everything was not, in fact, fine."

Description: השונאים ישנאו. Hasonim yisnu. Haters will hate.

Description: "If a Chinese wants to be called a Chinese and not a Chinaman, if a Scotsman objects to be called a Scotchman, or if a Negro demands his capital N, it is only the most ordinary politeness to do what is asked of one." -George Orwell, "As I Please," Daily Herald/Tribune (27 February 1947).

Description: The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.

Description: The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.

Description: Are you old enough to remember this guy? Those games were epic.

Description: Socialismo estas, kiam la registaro faras aferojn, kaj ju pli da aferoj la registaro faras, des pli ĝi socialismas.

Description: A text emoticon of a cat face with the trans pride flag as a background. Mrow.

Description: Zikher iz zikher! זיכער איז זיכער! Better safe than sorry!

Description: Zikher iz zikher! זיכער איז זיכער! Better safe than sorry!

Description: This machine kills fascists. אָט די מאַשין הרגעט פֿאַשיסטן. Ot di mashin harget fashistn.

Description: Fuck AA/NA/etc.. It doesn't matter which flavor of state-mandated Christian cult you're talking about; it's all terrible and oppressive and abusive.

Description: A paw of David for Jewish furries.

Description: Jen kiel aspektas feministo.

Description: Gey in dr'erd arayn, fashist! גיי אין דר׳ערד אַרײַן, פֿאַשיסט! Fuck off, fascist!

Description: The Hebrew word "love" (אהבה, ahava, ahavo).

Description: A mame fun kets. אַ מאַמע פֿון קעץ. A mother of cats (cat mom).

Description: Comrade Blue Birb of the Local Flying Poopers Collective wants you to poop on pigs.

Description: Who made "social justice" a dirty word, and why? What were their intentions? Who benefits? Social justice is good, actually.

Description: For the World's Greatest Aunt Tifa in your life.

Description: A rallying cry for soldiers in the War on Christmas: fuck Christmas and fuck Jesus! We won't rest until this, specifically, is on your holiday coffee cups.

Description: We're not just like you, and we shouldn't have to be. Difference is good!