T-Shirts

Description: זה פה רק להפחיד אנטישמים. Ze po rak lehafkhid antishemim. This is only here to scare antisemites.

Description: Tell people you're here because someone failed to break you.

Description: English is a coloniser language! אנגלית היא שפה קולוניאליסטית! ענגליש איז אַ קאָלאָניאַליסטישע שפּראַך!

Description: בסדר, בומר. beseder, bumer. "OK, Boomer" in Hebrew.

Description: Heck yeah, I'm proud to be Jewish! Are you?

Description: דאָס איז דאָ נאָר כּדי צו שרעקן אַנטיסעמיטן. Dos iz do nor kdey tsu shrekn antisemitn. This is only here to scare antisemites.

Description: The explicitly feminine form of the word for "vegan" in Yiddish (וועגאַנערין veganerin).

Description: דאָס איז דאָ נאָר כּדי צו שרעקן אַנטיסעמיטן. Dos iz do nor kdey tsu shrekn antisemitn. This is only here to scare antisemites.

Description: Right-wing conspiracy theories make the best band names.

Description: Let's get shicker!

Description: Alexa is a cop. Pass it on.

Description: Alexa is a cop. Pass it on.

Description: זה פה רק כּדי להפחיד אנטישמים. Ze po rak k'dey lehafkhid antishemim. This is only here to scare antisemites.

Description: זה פה רק כדי להפחיד אנטישמים. Ze po rak k'dey lehafkhid antishemim. This is only here to scare antisemites.

Description: דאָס איז דאָ נאָר כּדי צו שרעקן אַנטיסעמיטן. Dos iz do nor kdey tsu shrekn antisemitn. This is only here to scare antisemites.

Description: דאָס איז דאָ נאָר כּדי צו שרעקן אַנטיסעמיטן. Dos iz do nor kdey tsu shrekn antisemitn. This is only here to scare antisemites.

Description: nasin mani li ike. Capitalism is bad.

Description: אם אין קפה לי מה לי? ואם קפה לי מה אני? ואם לא עכשיו לילה טוב. If I have no coffee, what do I have? And if I am only for coffee, what am I? And if not now, goodnight.

Description: nasin mani li ike. Capitalism is bad.

Description: The word "vegan" in Yiddish (וועגאַנער veganer).

Description: Ganefte farn gezelshaftlekhn yoysher. גנבֿטע פֿאַרן געזעלשאַפֿטלעכן יושר. Social justice rogue (feminine). Also means "social justice thief."

Description: Ganef farn gezelshaftlekhn yoysher. גנבֿ פֿאַרן געזעלשאַפֿטלעכן יושר. Social justice rogue (masculine). Also means "social justice thief."

Description: A rallying cry for soldiers in the War on Christmas: fuck Christmas and fuck Jesus! We won't rest until this, specifically, is on your holiday coffee cups.

Description: קאָמוניזם וועט זיך מתגבר זײַן. komunizm vet zikh misgaber zayn. Communism will prevail. Note: this isn't a statement in support of any of the states run by so-called "communist parties," where communism is obviously nowhere close to prevailing.

Description: "1312" in hexadecimal (0x520).

Description: Am Yisrael High! It's both the truth and a way of saying you're a Jew who's really into weed.

Description: 420 in Hebrew numerals (ת״כ).

Description: No cops at pride: good. No cops: better.

Description: This may only be bought by the CEO of Antifa, Inc., a wholly-owned subsidiary of LIGMA.

Description: The meaning of Chanukah: violent anti-imperialism leads to miracles.

Description: Show your Ashkenazi Jewish pride for Chanukah with this Yinglish T-shirt: My mishpokhe fought Antyokhes HoRoshe and all I got was this farkakte T-shirt.

Description: Am Yisruel Khay! עם ישׂראל חי! This is an Ashkenazi Hebrew way of saying, "Mir veln zey iberlebn"! Also pronounced "am yisrael khay" in Sephardi Hebrew and "am yisroel khay" in Northern Ashkenazi Hebrew. Mizrahim may know it as "ʿam yisroʾel ḥay" or "ʿam yisraʾel ḥay".

Description: Am Yisroel Khay! עם ישׂראל חי! This is an Ashkenazi Hebrew way of saying, "Mir veln zey iberlebn"! Also pronounced "am yisrael khay" in Sephardi Hebrew and "am yisruel khay" in Southern Ashkenazi Hebrew. Mizrahim may know it as "ʿam yisroʾel ḥay" or "ʿam yisraʾel ḥay".

Description: Antisemitism is both immoral and incorrect.

Description: For Jews who've reJewvenated themselves, or been reJewvenated by someone else.

Description: For Jews who've reJewvenated themselves, or been reJewvenated by someone else.