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Veganism: It's Cheaper Than Smoking Tote

Description: Veganism is cheaper than smoking. In fact, beans and rice are extremely cheap, as are peanut butter, jelly, and bread, not to mention various types of vegetables. But even if you buy all the good fake meat, it's still cheaper than smoking!

Tags: vegetarian, irony, humor, sarcasm, funny vegan
World's Best Grandma (Yiddish) Tote

Description: Di beste bobe oyf der velt. די בעסטע באָבע אויף דער וועלט. The best grandmother in the world.

Tags: worlds best grandmother, grandma, grandmother, mothers day, bubbe
Gluten Is Literally Seitan Tote

Description: Gluten is literally seitan! Spread the word!

Tags: hail seitan, seitan, gluten, green, jokes
Sportbol Tote

Description: Sportbol - "sportsball" in Hebrew. ספורטבול - "ספורטסבאל" בעברית.

Tags: meme translation, meme, hebrew, judaism, internet humor
Booper Soul Tote

Description: The World Final of Sporps

Tags: super, i what, amirite, what is sport, sporps
GLAT-a Esperanto-flagaĵo Tote

Description: Varo kun bildo de la flago de GLAT-aj esperantistoj.

Tags: chielarko, esperanto, fierflago, fiero, flago
Los verdaderos judíos son los judíos (yidis/castellano) Tote

Description: ¡Despiértense! Los verdaderos judíos son los judíos (די אמתדיקע ייִדן זענען די ייִדן), y un número inquietante de los poderosos están conspirando para encubrir eso. Es extraño tener que decir que los judíos/hebreos son los verdaderos judíos/hebreos, pero ahora se está haciendo cada vez más necesario.

Tags: anti antisemitismo, yidis castellano, israelitas, yidis espanol, idish
Los verdaderos judíos son los judíos (judeoespañol/castellano) Tote

Description: ¡Despiértense! Los verdaderos judíos son los judíos (לוס גﬞודיאוס בﬞירוס סון לוס גﬞודיאוס) y un número inquietante de los poderosos están conspirando para encubrir eso. Es extraño tener que decir que los judíos/hebreos son los verdaderos judíos/hebreos, pero ahora se está haciendo cada vez más necesario.

Tags: judios, judaismo, ladino, judeoespanol, castellano
Los verdaderos judíos son los judíos (hebreo/castellano) Tote

Description: ¡Despiértense! Los verdaderos judíos son los judíos (היהודים האמיתיים הם היהודים), y un número inquietante de los poderosos están conspirando para encubrir eso. Es extraño tener que decir que los judíos/hebreos son los verdaderos judíos/hebreos, pero ahora se está haciendo cada vez más necesario.

Tags: verdaderos judios, contra antisemitismo, ivrit, pueblo judio, verdaderos israelitas
Haec machina fascistas interficit Tote

Description: Haec machina fascistas interficit. This machine kills fascists.

Tags: anarchismus, anarchism, communismus, communism, antifascismus
Haec machina fascistas interficit Tote

Description: Haec machina fascistas interficit. This machine kills fascists.

Tags: linguistics, lingua latina, socialism, anarchismus, antifascismus
100% Trans Fat Tote

Description: For people who are 100% Trans Fat.

Tags: transgender pride, decolonization, fat pride, wordplay, fat and trans
100% Trans Fat Tote

Description: For people who are 100% Trans Fat.

Tags: transgender pride, trans, transgender, pun, queer
100% Trans Fat Tote

Description: For people who are 100% Trans Fat.

Tags: transgender pride, fat acceptance, body positivity, decolonization, transgender
Ĉi tiu maŝino mortigas faŝistojn Tote

Description: Ĉi tiu maŝino mortigas faŝistojn.

Tags: anarkikomunismo, anarkiismo, maldekstrismo, kion vi faras por eviti tion, esperpunko
Ĉi tiu maŝino mortigas faŝistojn Tote

Description: Ĉi tiu maŝino mortigas faŝistojn.

Tags: esperanto, kion vi faras por eviti tion, anarkikomunismo, ancom, punko
Pay Congress Minimum Wage Tote

Description: Pay Congress minimum wage and watch how fast things change. Just bring this up to the people in charge of Congress's wages, who are... wait... God dammit.

Tags: poverty, socialism, poor, economy, wages
This Is What A Changeling Looks Like Tote

Description: Shatter stereotypes: you don't always know who a changeling is. A changeling could be anyone, even the person you least suspect. This is what a changeling looks like.

Tags: fae, mythological creature, mythology, funny, otherkin
May His Name And His Memory Be Erased Tote

Description: May the name and memory of Rush Limbaugh be erased. ימח שמו וזכרו, yemakh shmoy vezikhroy, yimaḥ shemo vezikhro

Tags: never again, anti misogyny, anti transphobia, anti sexism, jewish
t4t (Transfeminine Colors) Tote

Description: The classic initialism "t4t" in the transfeminine colors.

Tags: transgender pride, trans culture, feminism, femme, trans woman
Jewish Cat Mother Tote

Description: Are you a concerned Jewish Cat Mother who cares about your ketslekh? Say it proudly.

Tags: cat, mom, jewish cat mother, jewish mother, jews
Be Gay, Do Crimes (Hebrew) Tote

Description: תהיו הומוים, תעשו פשעים. Be gay, do crimes.

Tags: judaism, ivrit, queer, jewish, hebrew
But Everything Was Not, In Fact, Fine Tote

Description: Any time I hear myself saying "everything's fine" I want to hear the narrator saying, "But everything was not, in fact, fine."

Tags: schizophrenia, schizoffective disorder, ptsd, anxiety, borderline personality disorder
No Unity With Q Tote

Description: No unity with Q or any other neofascist cult. Unity is not always a good thing!

Tags: anti republican, antifascist, antifascism, anti fascist, leftism
Brazenly Violates the NAP Tote

Description: Apologize to the NAP.

Tags: anarchy, anarchism, anti ancap, communist, communism
Enemies Will Hate Tote

Description: השונאים ישנאו. Hasonim yisnu. Enemies will hate.

Tags: haters gonna hate, enemies, haters, happy purim, judaism
Orwell Supported "Political Correctness", Actually Tote

Description: "If a Chinese wants to be called a Chinese and not a Chinaman, if a Scotsman objects to be called a Scotchman, or if a Negro demands his capital N, it is only the most ordinary politeness to do what is asked of one." -George Orwell, "As I Please," Daily Herald/Tribune (27 February 1947).

Tags: orwell, anti cooption, orwellian, anti appropriation, anti republican
1312 (Cistercian numeral) Tote

Description: The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.

Tags: acab, defund the police, dork, socialism, cistercian numeral
1312 (Cistercian numeral) Tote

Description: The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.

Tags: anarchism, acab all cops are bastards, communism, defund the police, socialism
1312 (Cistercian numeral) Tote

Description: The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.

Tags: police brutality, defund the police, socialism, anti state, anarchy
Hi, Hungary! I'm Dad! Tote

Description: Hi, Hungary! I'm Dad!

Tags: magyarorszag, dad jokes are how eye roll, dad, fathers day, hungarian flag
#1 Hungry Tote

Description: Hi number one Hungry, I'm number one Dad!

Tags: number one, dad jokes are how eye roll, jokes, corny, groan
Romanes Eunt Domus Tote

Description: "Romanes Eunt Domus" in a Hebrew orthography inspired by the way Ladino is written in Hebrew characters, but not equivalent to it: רומניס איאונט דומוס

Tags: judeo latin, humor, jewish humor, ladino orthography, hebrew script
Romanes Eunt Domus Tote

Description: "Romanes Eunt Domus" in a Yiddish-like Hebrew orthography: ראָמאַנעס עאונט דאָמוס.

Tags: hebrew, joke, yehuda, pop culture, cultural reference
Ancient Hero Tote

Description: Are you old enough to remember the ubiquitous main character of old DOS games? Wear them with pride.

Tags: ancient history, computer history, computer, dos games, ansii
Socialismo estas kiam la registaro faras aferojn Tote

Description: Socialismo estas, kiam la registaro faras aferojn, kaj ju pli da aferoj la registaro faras, des pli ĝi socialismas.

Tags: parody, parodio, maldekstrismo, politics, politiko

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