Album: English

Description: Who made "social justice" a dirty word, and why? What were their intentions? Who benefits? Social justice is good, actually.

Description: For the World's Greatest Aunt Tifa in your life.

Description: A rallying cry for soldiers in the War on Christmas: fuck Christmas and fuck Jesus! We won't rest until this, specifically, is on your holiday coffee cups.

Description: We're not just like you, and we shouldn't have to be. Difference is good!

Description: If oy means "oh" and vey means "woe", then oy vey means "oh woe," which can also be spelled as "owo."

Description: Non-metaphorically abolish the police and non-metaphorically abolish ICE!

Description: I am beautiful. I am loved. I am capable of joining a revolutionary affinity group to help smash capitalism, patriarchy, and the state. I am strong.

Description: Wake up, sheeple! The real Jews are the Jews (לוס גﬞודיאוס בﬞירוס סון לוס גﬞודיאוס), and a disturbing number of powerful people are conspiring to cover this up. It's weird to have to say that Jews/Hebrews are the real Jews/Hebrews, but it's increasingly necessary nowadays. This is why the Jews are tired.

Description: Wake up, sheeple! The real Jews are the Jews (היהודים האמיתיים הם היהודים), and a disturbing number of powerful people are conspiring to cover this up. It's weird to have to say that Jews/Hebrews are the real Jews/Hebrews, but it's increasingly necessary nowadays. This is why the Jews are tired.

Description: Wake up, sheeple! The real Jews are the Jews (די אמתדיקע ייִדן זענען די ייִדן), and a disturbing number of powerful people are conspiring to cover this up. It's weird to have to say that Jews/Hebrews are the real Jews/Hebrews, but it's increasingly necessary nowadays. This is why the Jews are tired.

Description: Alexa is a cop. Pass it on.

Description: Alexa is a cop. Pass it on.

Description: "Alternative straight" is most definitely not the new "queer," but it's funny to say.

Description: "Alternative straight" is most definitely not the new "queer," but it's funny to say.

Description: The classic initialism "t4t" in plain black text.

Description: The classic initialism "t4t" in the transmasculine colors.

Description: Are you a trans-BI-an? Show your trans-BI-an pride.

Description: Fuck civility. Complaining about "a lack of civility" is just an easy way to oppose progress without actually saying so.

Description: Have you survived the AA cult? Are you trying to? Give yourself this award for doing so.

Description: I got this lousy T-shirt and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Description: JINO? Absolutely not. I'm alternative frum.

Description: JINO? Absolutely not. I'm alternative frum.

Description: JINO? Absolutely not. I'm alternative frum. And queer.

Description: Moderate Republicans not found. Would you like to: (L)oad Progressives instead / (D)elete Progressives to make space for Moderate Republicans when found / (B)oth sequentially _

Description: Shatter stereotypes: werewolves don't all look vaguely wolflike. Anyone at all can be bitten by a werewolf and transform into a wolf creature at the full moon. This is what a werewolf looks like.

Description: I killed your savior, but I didn't kill the deputy. I swear it was in self-defense.

Description: Fuck people whose whole identity is being "a gamer" and who use this as the basis of fascist organizing against perceived enemies like "SJWs". But actually, maybe don't. Six years into the temper tantrum as of the time of this writing, they can all fuck off.

Description: When they go low, be unpredictable. If you always go high, you're extremely predictable and they can and will adapt,

Description: All cops are bastards, including tankie cops. That should go without saying, yet tankies have somehow seen fit to appropriate the slogan ACAB while defending the crimes of the pigs in so-called "Communist" regimes.

Description: Tankies ❤ Prisons. In a time when almost everyone is calling for the abolition of the carceral state, tankies are doing apologetics for the gulags of 100 years ago while joking about putting everyone in them. They're so far on the wrong side of history, why would anyone call them leftist?

Description: Actually, you DON'T have an inalienable right to spread diseases. That would be what you don't-tread-on-me types call an infringement of other people's right to life.

Description: Only tread on me with viruses, no cloth!!!! If I can't see it, it isn't treading.

Description: #NotAllRoses are red.

Description: Show your support and respect for the Notorious A.C.A.B..

Description: Find something less violent to do, like antifa.

Description: I queer the fuck out of any room I go into.