Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Description: Take pride in being an Ashkenazi Jew, or more pedantically, an Ashkenazi Hebrew Israelite. Some people seem to think words like "Hebrew" and "Israelite" are separate from "Jew," so mess with them and fight the disinformation.

Description: Encourage people to "Read Another Book" in Sindarin.

Description: "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a state is a good guy with a state." -V.I. Lenin

Description: Ask me about how Bernie can still win.

Description: Apologize to the NAP.

Description: Just say no to Caitlyn Jenner

Description: "Solidarity" in Yiddish (סאָלידאַריטעט solidaritet), Ladino (סולידאריטא solidarita) and Hebrew (סולידריות solidariut).

Description: 1312 in Hebrew numerals: א׳שי״ב.

Description: Trick people into thinking you have civil rights with this handy warning. For maximum effectiveness, actually register as a gun corporation.

Description: Based on the infamous English-language meme: נידער מיט ציס (nider mit tsis, "Down With Cis") with a picture of a bus on it.

Description: Orer Mordkhe, Borekh Homen. On Purim we are to get so drunk on wine that we cannot tell the difference between the two, says my favorite rabbinic opinion. What's the difference again?

Description: BLOOD FOR THE STONKS GOD!

Description: All cops are bastards, including tankie cops. That should go without saying, yet tankies have somehow seen fit to appropriate the slogan ACAB while defending the crimes of the pigs in so-called "Communist" regimes.

Description: The classic initialism "t4t" in plain white text.

Description: The classic initialism "t4t" in plain black text.

Description: Umtsveyike mentshn zenen ekht. אומצוויייִקע מענטשן זענען עכט. Nonbinary people are genuine.

Description: Transmener zenen mener. טראַנסמענער זענען מענער. Trans men are men.

Description: Transfroyen zenen froyen. טראַנספֿרויען זענען פֿרויען. Trans women are women.

Description: "Yub Nub" in cursive Hebrew/Yiddish letters.

Description: Fuck civility. Complaining about a "lack of civility" is just an easy way to oppose progress without actually saying so.

Description: Esperantistoj kontraŭ faŝismo! La bildon mi ne kreis, sed trovis en la retejo Openclipart, kie ĉiuj bildoj estas publikaj havaĵoj.

Description: Mi flue parolas la anglan. I don't speak any English.

Description: Why don't incels go fuck themselves? For years this question has plagued the top minds of our world. Our survival may depend on its solution, or maybe not, but incels should still go fuck themselves and leave everyone else alone.

Description: The word "Kana`an" in Phoenician.

Description: Di beste mame oyf der velt. די בעסטע מאַמע אויף דער וועלט. The best mother in the world.

Description: Transition Goals - a surreal collage.

Description: The Komets Alef (Kometz Aleph), a symbol of Yiddish.

Description: Socialism is when the government does stuff, and the more stuff the government does, the socialister it is.

Description: This may only be bought by the CEO of Antifa, Inc., a wholly-owned subsidiary of LIGMA.

Description: Fuck the fucking Tucker, he's a fucking motherfucker.

Description: Social justice is good, actually. דער געזעלשאַפֿטלעכער יושר איז גוט, פֿאַקטיש. Der gezelshaftlekher yoysher iz gut, faktish.

Description: Ani ohevet nashim. אני אוהבת נשים. I love women. For Sapphic Jews.

Description: I wish you would identify as an original joke.

Description: As American patriot George Orville once said, "Literally 1984." It's a shame we've lost sight of this in these trying times of the media and leftists.