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All Cops Are Bastards (Belter Creole) T-Shirt

Description: Kowl zákomang dzhemang. "All cops are bastards" in Lang Belta.

Tags: 1312, acab, all cops are bastards, anti cop, anti police
We Will Outlive Them (Belter Creole) T-Shirt

Description: Milowda gonya du livit detim imalowda decho. "We will outlive them" in Lang Belta.

Tags: artlang, belter, belter creole, belters, conlang
OPA (LGBTQ Pride Colors) T-Shirt

Description: OPA - Outer Planets Alliance in the LGBTQ pride colors.

Tags: bi, bisexual, gay, lesbian, lgbt
This Machine Kills Fascists (Toki Pona) T-Shirt

Description: ilo ni li moli e jan ni: ona li pana utala e nasin majuna. This machine kills people who violently impose the old ways.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, antifascist, artlang, conlang
This Machine Kills Fascists (Toki Pona) T-Shirt

Description: ilo ni li moli e jan ni: ona li pana utala e nasin majuna. This machine kills people who violently impose the old ways.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, antifascist, artlang, conlang
Don't Walk In Front Of Me, I May Not Follow (Toki Pona) T-Shirt

Description: o tawa ala lon sinpin mi. ken la mi tawa ala lon monsi. o tawa ala lon monsi mi. ken la mi tawa ala lon sinpin. o tawa taso lon poka mi o kama jan pona mi.

Tags: artlang, be my friend, camp songs, conlang, constructed language
Ma Tovu (Toki Pona) T-Shirt

Description: tomo len sina li pona lukin a, jan Jakapo o! tomo ali sina kin li sama, jan Isale o!

Tags: conlang, constructed language, hymn, israel, jacob
This Machine Kills Fascists (Interslavic) T-Shirt

Description: Ta mašina usmrčaje fašistov. "This machine kills fascists" in Interslavic, in Woody Guthrie-like handwriting.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, antifascist, conlang, guitar
Diese Maschine tötet Faschisten T-Shirt

Description: Diese Maschine tötet Faschisten.

Tags: anarchist, anarcho, antifaschismus, antifaschistisch, antifaschistische aktion
Esta Máquina Mata Fascistas T-Shirt

Description: Esta máquina mata fascistas.

Tags: anarquista, antifascista, comunista, contra fascismo, guitarra
This Machine Kills Fascists T-Shirt

Description: "This machine kills fascists" in Woodie Guthrie-like handwriting.

Tags: anarchist, anti fascism, anti fascist, antifascist, communist
LGBT for Inaros (Belter Creole) T-Shirt

Description: LGBT fo Inyarosh. "LGBT for Inaros" in Lang Belta codeswitched with English (as the word "LGBT" has no known equivalent in Lang Belta).

Tags: belter creole, free navy, gay, humor, joke
Free Navy (Belter Creole) T-Shirt

Description: Nevi ferí belta. "Free Belter Navy" in Lang Belta.

Tags: belter, belter creole, belters, conlang, constructed language
Free Navy (Belter Creole) T-Shirt

Description: Nevi ferí belta. "Free Belter Navy" in Lang Belta.

Tags: belter, belter creole, belters, conlang, constructed language
Free Navy (Belter Creole) T-Shirt

Description: Nevi ferí belta. "Free Belter Navy" in Lang Belta.

Tags: belter, belter creole, belters, conlang, constructed language
No Gods, No Masters (Belter Creole) T-Shirt

Description: Na deva, na bosmang. "No gods, no masters" in Lang Belta.

Tags: anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, ancom, belter
I Love Ceres T-Shirt

Description: Mi (kori) Sirish. I heart Ceres.

Tags: artlang, asteroid, belter, belter creole, ceres
Space the Inners (Belter Creole) T-Shirt

Description: Du kuxaku inyalowda. "Space the inners" in Belter Creole.

Tags: beltalowda, belter creole, conlang, constructed language, inners
I Don't Know Belter Creole (Belter Creole) T-Shirt

Description: Mi na sasa Lang Belta. I don't know Belter Creole.

Tags: artlang, belter creole, belters, conlang, constructed language
Laughter Is the Second Best Medicine (Toki Pona) T-Shirt

Description: musi li misikeke pi pona nanpa tu. pona nanpa wan li misikeke. Laughter is the second best medicine. The best is medicine.

Tags: best medicine, conlang, constructed language, joke, konstruita lingvo
In A World Full of Humans, Be Puppy T-Shirt

Description: In a world full of humans, be puppy. Tell the world.

Tags: animal, cute, dog, dog boy, dog girl
When I Improve My Life, I Improve Myself (Transgender Colors) T-Shirt

Description: mi pona e ale mi, la mi pona e mi. When I improve everything about myself, I make myself a better person. In sitelen pona.

Tags: conlang, creative sitelen pona, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtqia
Warrior (Klingon) T-Shirt

Description: The word "warrior" (SuvwI') in tlhIngan Hol, with the Klingon symbol.

Tags: defense, fight, fighter, klingon, klingon empire
In A World Full of Peepee, Be Poopoo T-Shirt

Description: In a world full of peepee, be poopoo.

Tags: absurd, absurdist humor, childish, cute, humor
In A World Full of Peepee, Be Poopoo T-Shirt

Description: In a world full of peepee, be poopoo.

Tags: absurd, absurdist humor, childish, cute, humor
Private Parts Reporting For Doody T-Shirt

Description: Hi my name is Private Parts and I am reporting for doody

Tags: army, cute, doody, dooty, funny
"They" Kitten T-Shirt

Description: A kitten with the word "they" in the corner.

Tags: baby, baby cat, cat, cats, kitten
Rectally Probed By ICE T-Shirt

Description: Let people know you've already been rectally probed by ICE with this darkly satirical message.

Tags: abolish ice, anti ice, bodily autonomy, chinga la migra, dark humor
The Poopoo. The Peepee. The Latrines T-Shirt

Description: The poopoo. The peepee. The Latrines.

Tags: absurdist humor, internet culture, latrine, marines, marines parody
The Poopoo. The Peepee. The Latrines T-Shirt

Description: The poopoo. The peepee. The Latrines.

Tags: absurdist humor, internet culture, latrine, marines, marines parody
The Whole Torah (Toki Pona) T-Shirt

Description: ijo li ike tawa sina, la o pali ala e ni tawa jan poka sina. ni li lipu sewi ale. ale ante li pana e sona ni. o kama sona.

Tags: conlang, jejusi, jew, jewish, judaism
The Whole Torah (Toki Pona) T-Shirt

Description: ijo li ike tawa sina, la o pali ala e ni tawa jan poka sina. ni li lipu sewi ale. ale ante li pana e sona ni. o kama sona.

Tags: conlang, jejusi, jew, jewish, judaism
God Is Not A Christian (Spanish) T-Shirt

Description: Dios no es cristiano.

Tags: biblia, citacion, cristiandad, cristianismo, desmond tutu
God Is Not A Christian (Spanish) T-Shirt

Description: Dios no es un cristiano.

Tags: biblia, citacion, cristiandad, cristianismo, desmond tutu
God Is Not A Muslim (Arabic) T-Shirt

Description: God is not a Muslim. Tell the world.

Tags: alrab, arrab, faith, freedom from religion, freedom of religion
God Is Not A Muslim (Arabic) T-Shirt

Description: God is not a Muslim. Tell the world.

Tags: alrab, arrab, faith, freedom from religion, freedom of religion

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