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Description: God is not a Muslim. Tell the world.

Description: Poo or poo not. There is no pee.

Description: Poo or poo not. There is no pee.

Description: A kitten with the word "he" in the corner.

Description: Don't just peepee: go the extra mile and poopoo.

Description: Don't just peepee: go the extra mile and poopoo.

Description: Just a silly animal like you. soweli nasa taso sama sina.

Description: גם זה תורה. gam ze tora. This, too, is Torah.

Description: A kitten with the word "she" in the corner.

Description: Dieu n'est pas chrétien.

Description: Dieu n'est pas chrétien.

Description: Dio ne estas kristano. Diru tion al la mondo.

Description: Dio ne estas kristano. Diru tion al la mondo.

Description: Gott ist kein Christ.

Description: Gott ist kein Christ.

Description: God is not a Christian. Tell the world.

Description: God is not a Christian. Tell the world.

Description: The tidings ben alwey the sam. The news is always the same.

Description: The tidings ben alwey the sam. The news is always the same.

Description: o sona e sina. "Know yourself" in Toki Pona, in the Sitelen Pona writing system, in nonbinary pride colors.

Description: The hand that will rule the world: one big union.

Description: Are you literally schizo and want people to know? Tell them with this. If you don't want to give the site your info, it's also available as a free SVG: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Literally_schizo2.svg

Description: An image of the progress version of the lesbian pride flag on the merch of your choice.

Description: ma Kanata. The name of the country Canada in sitelen pona, as shown in Toki Pona: The Language of Good, colored in Canadian flag colors by me. Normally I wouldn't sell merch promoting a settler colonial country, but because of the asshole in charge of my country (the U.S.) being an asshole, I find it necessary to express my solidarity with Canadians.

Description: Are you literally schizo and want people to know? Tell them with this. If you don't want to give the site your info, it's also available as a free SVG: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Literally_schizo.png

Description: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room - Middle English style.

Description: זאָל די קראַפֿט זײַן מיט דיר. zol di kraft zayn mit dir. "May the Force Be With You" in Yiddish.

Description: זאָל די קראַפֿט זײַן מיט דיר. zol di kraft zayn mit dir. "May the Force Be With You" in Yiddish.

Description: Sē cræft sīe mid þē. May the Force be with you.

Description: Sē cræft sīe mid þē. May the Force be with you.

Description: Nai i Nírë nauva aselyë. May the Force be with you.

Description: Nai i Nírë nauva aselyë. May the Force be with you.

Description: No i Valt na gi. May the Force be with you.

Description: No i Valt na gi. May the Force be with you.

Description: "Donald Trump is a piece of shit," written in JRR Tolkien's phonetic English Tengwar alphabet.

Description: "I am your father," a famous quote by Khan Noonien Singh, in the original Quenya.